Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown (R) has quite a job.
In an interview on the Boston-based “Jim & Margery” radio show this week, the Republican began listing some of those everyday things that take up his time as Senator.
“Each and every day that I’ve been a United States Senator, I’ve been either discussing issues, meeting on issues and in secret meetings, with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders talking, voting, working on issues every single day,” he said.
Hold the phone! Brown has secret meetings?! With kings and queens? Every single day? Which ones? Which monarch is he meeting with today?
Doctored photo courtesy of snarky tipster and former subject of Joffer monarchy.
“Sen. Brown was referring generally to private meetings with foreign and domestic leaders,” said fun-killing Brown spokesman Colin Reed. “He misspoke when he said kings and queens.”
Wah, wah, wah.
Doctored photo courtesy of snarky tipster and former subject of Joffer monarchy.
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Warren Rojas is a Heard on the Hill columnist for Roll Call, having previously worked as the founding dining editor for Northern Virginia Magazine and also as a tax reporter for Tax Notes. @WARojas
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