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February 10, 2016

A Fright-Filled Experience | Capitol Quip


What’s one terrifying way to spend Halloween? How about wading into the debate over the rollout of the new health care law? And, of course, that brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section of our Heard on the Hill blog. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • Booberry

    Healthcare scares me to death.

  • Booberry

    Healthcare will be the death of us.

  • Booberry

    I knew this place had Whoppers.

  • Booberry must have a lot of boneheads.

  • Booberry

    To error is human; to live, divine.

  • Booberry

    Too bad Congress doesn’t have this coverage.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    It’s a good thing pre-existing conditions don’t disqualify you any more.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    He’s looking a bit peaked!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Is this what they call a pre-existing condition?

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    I’m scared!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Let’s go in. He just needs a 12-year-old to show him how it works.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Wow! Scariest Halloween decorations I’ve ever seen!

  • Nick

    Poor fella must’ve typed in, resulting in his now POST-existing condition

  • celina001

    Just like we predicted, Ted and Sarah!

  • Lars K.

    How spooky. He chose to camp out overnight for an iPhone5 and lived, but a few minute delay here killed him.

  • doctorswift


  • A. Writer

    Let’s see: this is Halloween 2018. He’s been trying for 5 years!

  • KMH

    The wait time must be improving ‘cuz this one still has his bones!

  • pericles9

    It’s Trick or Tweet!

  • Wotann

    Cruzin’ Around the Internet!

  • S. Crim

    I guess he’s busy looking for a bare bones health plan and forgot to buy candy!

  • Steve

    Who’da believed health care could be made so scary?

  • Steve

    Whoa! Which is scarier the media or the message!?

  • Jordan Uhl

    Does that count as a preexisting condition?

  • jlee

    Hey Frankenstein, do you know a good doctor?

  • jlee

    Looks like he was tricked.

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