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February 8, 2016

A Snowball’s Chance on Capitol Hill | Capitol Quip


The public’s opinion of Congress is about as popular as the thought of another massive snow storm on the East Coast. Oh, and it’s an election year! Who is going to be able to dodge the voters’ ire? That brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • Kyle Richard

    What?! Obamacare doesn’t cover this?! REPEAL IT!!

  • EJRotert

    You cut right, I’ll cut left! These voters are middle-of-the-road. They’ll stay the course.

  • EJRotert

    This reminds me. We need a national dog. What do you think about the St. Bernard?

  • EJRotert

    Looks like the voters have been saving this one in the freezer for some time.

  • Ed Beck

    Somebody up there doesn’t like us!

  • L. Camino

    I knew there was something wrong when the SuperPAC “Committee Against Elected Federal Officials” gave us this free ski trip!

  • EJRotert

    Our snow job’s over!

  • Ed Beck

    I’m stressed out by the snowballing!

  • Armadillo

    I don’t care what you say, these are natural climate cycles!

  • EJRotert

    `Only a flurry of voter fury,’ you said?!

  • Booberry

    Where’s Harry Reid’s hot air when you need it?

  • Booberry

    Global Warming isn’t what it used to be.

  • Booberry

    It’s Snowballgeddon.

  • Booberry

    It keeps following us, no matter how far left we turn.

  • Alan Lille

    “At least something is moving on Capitol Hill.”

  • Ed Beck

    Suddenly I’m reminded of Orwell’s Snowball.

  • Ed Beck

    I’m feeling small and petty.

  • botulismbob

    The last time that we had zero sunspots was the Little Ice Age

  • Tommy Parton

    This happens everytime Boehner and Obama play golf together !

  • Ed Beck

    The debate is growing colder…

  • Delanne

    That snowball is moving faster than me when I’m dialing for dollars!!!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Do you think closing the government for the day will help?

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Where are the brakes on these things?

  • Bzrdhd

    That, my good friend, is a bi-partisan avalanche.

  • LZ126

    Quite frankly, I don’t think it cares about the Red-Blue construct.

  • LZ126

    Hurry!!! Voter dissatisfaction is gaining on us!

  • LZ126

    That’s the last time I mock Putin for his inability to make it snow.

  • El Puma

    At least this is the closest thing we’ll see to a landslide this year!

  • EJRotert

    Which lobbyist brought you to the ball?!

  • Tommy Parton

    Al Gore must be in town !!

  • Ezell H

    Unless we find a way to work together we both will be run over by the middle?

  • 40CFR

    It has a hashtag! #citizensunitedeatsitsown

  • No5thDown

    Must go faster! It’s the deficit!

  • Bill Seedyke

    Turn left? Veer to the right? I’d say the only surefire disaster is to stay in the middle!

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