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November 28, 2014

Alan Grayson’s Divorce Keeps Getting Weirder

The problem isn’t that Rep. Alan Grayson and his spouse, Lolita, are stuck in a horrifically troubled union. It’s that the two should have never been allowed to take the misguided plunge in the first place.

Alan Grayson’s Divorce Keeps Getting Weirder

(Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call File Photo)

At least, that’s what the Florida Democrat is now arguing, after discovering that Lolita didn’t officially split from a previous beau until four years after the Graysons had tied the knot.

The Orlando Sentinel has all the sordid details about the kooky chronology, as well as the latest he said, she said from the feuding camps’ flabbergasted legal teams.

The one development we simply could not ignore is that the lawmaker is now petitioning for possession of the 1981 DeLorean in his auto collection.

No word on whether he’s got a flux capacitor in there that could help him race back to 1990 and halt this train wreck of a relationship from ever happening.

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  • Andre Leonard

    Two peas in a pod..

  • Rita__A

    !I am sure the woman had to be troubled to marry that man. kooks!

  • James Madison

    He’s a joke. Like a comedy villain you would see on the simpsons. He must have quite a senile district if he convinced them he’s in any way competent.

    • Derfallbright

      It’s a new district that was created due to Florida’s increase in population. He didn’t even live in that new district so people didn’t know much about him one way or the other.

      • Sig_Sauer

        his re-election proves the theory about the low information voter

        • Derfallbright

          That’s very true because his new district is served by the same TV stations in Orlando so they would have had every reason to know what his history was. He gave money to one of the weaker Republicans in the primary who knocked off the person that would have been a strong general election candidate against Grayson..

  • Deb915

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  • Finchy74

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

  • John Bowers

    This piece of excrement should not be allowed to hold any office, this guy needs a clown costume, and not be allowed to be on the street after dark. This says volumes for the people that elect people like him, a sure sign senility reigns in Florida. He should be a poster child for Bevis and Buttheads Cornholeo character.

  • http://www.eideard.com/ Eideard

    Yup, yup. Better to marry someone like, say, Darrell Issa. Watch him burn down the house for the insurance money.

  • hdevo

    He is a commie clown.Poster boy for the democrats

  • The RINO Industry

    He is Jewish…he gets all of the White privilege, but then can play the race card by claiming “to survive the holocaust” when caught doing something disgraceful or debauched.

  • socraticsilliness

    And Florida Democrats consider Grayson a quality candidate..yup, yup, re-elect him dems. And he is just one of many. The barking-mad loon in Oregon pictured in the cat suit, Sheila Jackson Lee (dumb and dumber), Hank Johnson (uh oh, Guam might tip over), Jessie Jackson jr (currently in a padded cell) and of course, the rape-fest drunken compound with Ted Kennedy. And dems are worried about little old ladies in the Tea Party.

  • cas47

    The most amazing thing about this is that he found a woman willing to marry him in the first place! How much money does he have? Must be an awful lot.

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