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October 2, 2014

Benghazi and IRS Are So Hot | Capitol Quip

Benghazi and IRS Are So Hot | Capitol Quip

In case you missed it, Obamacare is so out. Benghazi and contempt charges against former IRS official Lois Lerner are totally in. That brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • Booberry

    Where’s the Secret Service Strip Mall?

  • Booberry

    I could use a new pair of scandals.

  • Booberry

    They’ll resolve things at the Food Court.

  • Booberry

    Wait until Victoria’s Secret gets out.

  • L. Camino

    I envisioned the “National Mall” differently.

  • EJRotert

    Don’t worry. We can shop all day. I rented us a room for tonight at the Watergate.

  • EJRotert

    Did you hear they’re going to reopen the Whitewater Spa and Pool store?

  • c p

    Gee, can we trivialize IRS abuse and dead Americans any more than this cartoon?!

    • EJRotert

      I think someone needs to study a little editorial cartoon history.

      • c p

        Ummm, the history of good editorial cartoons is to EXPOSE corruption in high places … not defend and trivialize it — especially where loss of life is concerned!

  • rmb633

    oh look! there’s even an international house of pandering.

  • rmb633

    and right over there is john boehner’s tanning salon.

  • rmb633

    hey … what happened to the cinnabundy?

  • Ed Beck

    A Goodwill Thrift Shop, would be a welcome addition to this mall.

  • Bzrdhd

    Yep. This must be Congressional Plaza.

  • Ed Beck

    Washington’s window shopping mecca.

  • Ed Beck

    Nobody can afford the prices at these Boo-tiques.

  • LZ126

    And you thought we wouldn’t be able to find a parking space!

  • LZ126

    I guess the public isn’t interested in recycled items!

  • LZ126

    I wonder why the Obama Republic lot was packed?

  • LZ126

    The RepublicanPresidentialTimberland store wasn’t open for business yet either.

  • Lars K.

    I remember when this land was all amber waves of grain.

  • S. Crim

    Those mall rats love this stuff — it’s so retro!

  • Ed Beck

    I heard on the hill about deals of a lifetime.

  • EJRotert

    Looks like the hubbub is over.

  • craigpurcell

    Looks like the internet killed candidate shopping for the GOP

  • Ed Beck

    Springtime for candidates in Washington…

  • Mark

    Even their scandals don’t give enough to live on!

  • jlee

    Doesn’t appear the people want what these stores are selling.

  • jlee

    Thought these were shutdown a while ago.

  • Stephen Barlow

    Can’r we just rename the old ones. that way Fox news doesn’t have to invest in researching the ‘facts’.

  • pericles9

    It’s Happy Hour(s) at the (secret) Service bar. (Watch your step, please; they’re under cover.)

  • pericles9

    Are they Secret Service or mall walkers? They both totter.

  • http://americansforpetraeus2012.org JohnnyAngel Advocacy Group

    Traitor Joes is around the corner honey,right next to Obamaland

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