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October 20, 2014

Capitol Quip: All Aboard for the Caption Contest

Capitol Quip: All Aboard for the Caption Contest

Roll Call cartoonist R.J. Matson has submitted another image for your consideration this week. Submit your caption in the comments section below. Editors will pick five finalists Wednesday to go before readers for another vote. We’ll let you know the five finalists Wednesday afternoon, and readers will have until 5 p.m. EDT, Thursday, to pick their favorite.

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  • retrammell@hotmail.com

    But we ARE “The Tea Party Express!” Stop the train…

    • Anonymous

      I should’ve had a V-8. No, really, I should have.

  • tealeclipse@hotmail.com

    Narration: “And the red budget ‘cow-catcher’ is bearing down…”

  • jlee3912@gmail.com

    American Economy: Wait there! Let me get that for you.

  • lkamenec@cuttingdynamics.com

    Get off the tracks! We know both of you will come out fine on the other side anyway…yet we will be the ones hurt.

  • Anonymous

    Watch out ! My brake’s are worn out from the last time !

    • Anonymous

      Same author as the next one but pushed submit too soon..

  • delanne@a-r-a.org

    Watch out ! My brakes are bad from the last time !

  • keith.beardslee@gmail.com

    How about you all get sequestered together?

  • Anonymous

    I think they are saying “there’s not enough rope to hand us both!”

    • Anonymous

      I mean “hang us both”

  • lkamenec@cuttingdynamics.com

    My poll numbers say one of you has to move.

  • samckinley@gmail.com

    Did Amtrak HAVE to choose this week to improve its on-time performance?!

  • samckinley@gmail.com

    Where’s Dudley Do-Right when you need him?!

  • art@hackney2.com

    This ain’t no photo-op!

  • art@hackney2.com

    Fili-Buster !

  • art@hackney2.com

    You both look like road kill to me…

  • art@hackney2.com

    Can’t you do this off-line?

  • art@hackney2.com

    I ain’t braking for an Un-Civil war…

  • art@hackney2.com

    I-D-I-O-T-S

  • art@hackney2.com

    Give a politician enough rope…

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    Never fear, Amtrak is here.

  • art@hackney2.com

    We don’t stop for a photo-op !

  • degordy659@gmail.com

    “I think I can. I think I can.” The End.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    It’s the old “rope-a-dope”.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    There’s always a catch.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    Esteemed colleagues, move your caboose.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    We’ve been railroaded long enough.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    It’s the Great Train Wreck.

  • scrim30@netscape.net

    Hey fellas, this makes my day — I’ve been wanting to run both of you guys out on a rail for a LOOONNG time!

  • barry_kozak@saa.senate.gov

    If that rope don’t break soon, who’s gonna clean up the tracks?

  • brad.karmen@wdc.usda.gov

    Betcha can’t touch me

  • rjcroce@valassis.com

    “OFF THE TRACK! – WITH SEQUESTRATION WE NEED NO REPRESENTATION!”

  • art@hackney2.com

    It’s a two-pointer !

  • Anonymous

    Hold still, it’s a tie.

  • gford@mtlsd.net

    Train? What train?

  • edwards_m@milfordschools.org

    Do you think they realize who the cuts will really hurt!

  • paul@thiemannop.com

    But you said the railroads would be sequestered too!

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