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July 30, 2014

Capitol Quip: Don’t Stay on the Fence With Your Caption!

Capitol Quip: Dont Stay on the Fence With Your Caption!

CQ Roll Call editorial cartoonist R.J. Matson has submitted another Capitol Quip image for your consideration this week. Submit your entry in the comments section below. Editors will pick five finalists to go before readers for another vote.

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  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    That’s called “Climbing the Corporate Ladder”.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    We don’t need no stinking birth certificate, either.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    Obama’s looking out for our welfare.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    Hasta la visa, baby.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    I’m not on the fence any longer.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    I’m a borderline Democrat.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    America got rid of its tunnel vision.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    We’re not on the bottom rung, anymore.

  • jesseyoung84@gmail.com

    “Guys, I’m not sure we’ve fully thought through the impact we might have on the 2016 presidential race.”

  • jesseyoung84@gmail.com

    “I don’t see the “self-deportation” ladder on the other side…”

  • jonathan.langford@99only.com

    We’ve got big heels to fill. JK

  • lkamenec@cuttingdynamics.com

    Better jump now, amigos. There is a sign on the landing over here that says “Republican airbags filled with inflated hopes of latino votes are prone to deflation at any time.”

  • Anonymous

    The grass may not be greener on this side, but it will be after I get a job at a landscaping company!

  • RayWMorris@comcast.net

    To make it here you have to climb the ladder then jump into a future of agriculture and construction.

  • art@hackney2.com

    So, if we don’t die of thirst, snake bite, bandits, or vigilantes – things are looking up.

  • Josh_Trent@coburn.senate.gov

    Waitaminute….you passed health reform and now immigration reform means we can’t get health care?

  • paul@thiemannop.com

    Now which way? The GOP or Dems?

  • paul@thiemannop.com

    Now which way? Left, Right or middle of the road?

  • art@hackney2.com

    President Obama – Tear down this wall…

  • art@hackney2.com

    So, did all Americans have to go through this exercise?

  • dick.skaggs@gmail.com

    Helloooo, Easy Street!

  • ca.east.east@gmail.com

    Yikes, there are two lines. One says physical and has police pushing everyone toward men in white coats holding big needles. The other says mandatory health insurance sign-up and has large men holding people upside down and shaking everything from their pockets into big, big tubs.

  • john_quirk@armed-services.senate.gov

    This place is a mess. Let’s head back south of the border!

  • diego4equality@gmail.com

    “Andale! Keep going; behold the 21st Century’s Myth of Sisyphus, pero para nuestras familias, es la vida -but for our families, it’s life.”

  • dbailey@justsayyes.org

    Small steps for mankind and one leap for humanity!

  • dbailey@justsayyes.org

    Back again! But this time for good!

  • rward@aoc.gov

    Dorothy, are you sure this is the only yellow brick road?

  • dbailey@justsayyes.org

    Olly Olly in (for) free!

  • robert.yoon@cnn.com

    “Okay, I’m coming, but if we don’t get Downtown Abbey, I’m going to self-deport.”

  • scrim30@netscape.net

    The Yellow Brick Road just ran out!

    Where’s the Emerald City with all the Green cards?

    • Anonymous

      Green cards, emeralds… What’s the diff?

  • jlee3912@gmail.com

    Stop! I think Congress is really close to passing meaningful immigration reform this time! ….. O.k., wait for me.

  • gary.gallant@bingham.com

    If Honey Boo Boo is still #1 a year from now, I’m going back!

  • gary.gallant@bingham.com

    Gimme Gimme Gimme

  • art@hackney2.com

    Quiero un Abogado!!!

  • art@hackney2.com

    Take me to your leader…

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