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November 22, 2014

Five Captions Hoping to Get Pulled Over | Capitol Quip

Five Captions Hoping to Get Pulled Over | Capitol Quip

Five finalists for this week’s caption contest are speeding your way. Now it’s your turn to vote.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

My name? I’m officer Phil I. Buster

Sir, did you know you were going 55 in a 60 vote zone?

Yes, sir, I’m afraid that attempting to pass ANY legislation here is a “moving violation.”

No, sir, a super-majority of the speed limit is not the new normal.

Sir, you’re under arrested development.

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on April 29 and in that day’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • http://twitter.com/captainliberal Sean Kelly

    My name? I’m officer Phil I. Buster

  • S. Crim

    Sir, you’re under arrested development.

  • http://www.facebook.com/susancarney5050 Susan Carney

    Yes sir, I’m afraid that attempting to pass ANY legislation here is a “moving violation.”

  • http://twitter.com/dale_stout Dale Stout

    Arrested development

  • http://www.facebook.com/laura.stout1 Laura Stout

    Sir, you’re under arrested development.

  • http://www.facebook.com/todd.solomon3 Todd Solomon

    Sir, did you know you were going 55 in a 60 vote zone?

  • Warren Cohen

    “Yes, sir, I’m afraid that attempting to pass ANY legislation here is a “moving violation.” — Warren Cohen

  • Mitzi Dickerson

    Sir, did you know you were going 55 in a 60 vote zone?

  • http://www.facebook.com/margery.zeller Margery Zeller

    Yes, sir, I’m afraid that attempting to pass ANY legislation here is a “moving violation.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/marqusw Mark Wrighton

    Sir, did you know you were going 55 in a 60 vote zone?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattwies Matt Wiesenthal

    Yes, sir, I’m afraid that attempting to pass ANY legislation here is a “moving violation.”

  • John Greene

    Sir, did you know you were going 55 in a 60 vote zone?

  • OLLPOH

    No, sir, a super-majority of the speed limit is not the new normal.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Yes sir, I’m afraid that attempting to pass ANY legislation here is a “moving violation.”

  • Bill Seedyke

    Sir, did you know you were going 55 in a 60 vote zone?

    My vote as best this week.

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