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February 14, 2016

Capitol Quip: Hunting for a Caption


CQ Roll Call cartoonist R.J. Matson has another cartoon for your quippy consideration this week. Submit your caption in the comments section below. Editors will pick five finalists to go before readers for a vote. We’ll let you know the five finalists on Wednesday afternoon, and readers will have until 5 p.m. EDT Thursday to pick their favorite.

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  • Chris Rosencrants

    These extended clips will make it easy to get more than our fair share.

  • Frank Bickford

    Don’t worry the Democrats & Republicans say its ok to shoot!

  • Dale Stout

    I’ll assault them, you pepper them.

  • Dale Stout

    SequEaster this.

  • Dale Stout

    This is to dye for.

  • Dale Stout

    It’s another Washington shell game.

  • Dale Stout

    Kids are getting too hard boiled.

  • Dale Stout

    These colors don’t run.

  • Zach

    I heard Cheney still roams around these parts… can’t be too careful!

  • Honest Abe

    President Fudd’s version of the coveted Easter Egg Roll brooked historical precedent, under the directive guidance of Chief of Staff Wayne LaPierre.

  • Honest Abe

    President Fudd brooked historical precedent, electing to delegate planning of the cherished White House Easter Egg Roll to Chief of Staff Wayne LaPierre.

  • Ray

    Isn’t it great the NRA gave us these cool guns to get the Easter bunny?

  • Paul Bonta

    “I don’t care if they don’t know what the 1st amendment says!”

  • Jakk

    The Easter Bunny, the White House lawn, no background checks, no limit on bullet clips – are we in a Wayne LaPierre dream, or what?

  • Jakk

    Can you believe it? The president plays a few rounds of golf with Wayne LaPierre and look where we are!

  • Ron Manderscheid

    Need to protect our rights agains’t those d….. rabbits.


    I sure wish we could shoot longer, but Mom has to leave in 5 minutres and you need a license to drive a car.

  • Brian

    This is much better than last year’s “Easter Egg Subdue and Restrain.”


    This is so much more fun then Easter Egg Blast on my Xbox.

  • Nick

    Shhh…i’m wooking for a wittle, gway, wabbit, before Congwess and the Pwesident take away our buwwets!

  • Jon Lee

    “Religious freedoms can only be protected by exercising your 2nd Amendment rights,” said the young Lapierre.

  • Bill Seedyke

    “If I find that *&^%#+=* rabbit stealing eggs on my private property . . . !”

  • S. Crim

    Don’t shoot until you see their whites of their dyes!

  • S. Crim

    Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their dyes!

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