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February 13, 2016

Capitol Quip: Let’s Go On Tour


Illustrator R.J. Matson’s latest cartoon needs a caption.

With the White House dealing with a trifecta of scandals, we figured it only made sense to turn from the Capitol for a short spell to the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue for source material. Have at it!

Leave us your caption in the comments section below. Editors will pick five finalists Wednesday, and then everyone can vote for the winner until Thursday afternoon. The winner gets a signed print from Matson.

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  • Dale Brown

    For the caption: We would like to see something new or different.

  • GNH

    Look honey –a friendly tour guide– and DANG if it isn’t fellow Gadsdenite Chuck Grassley, no less. Tweet it!

  • Art

    Does this include a bumper sticker?

  • GNH

    “Wonder if we’ll get a discount?”

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Look, honey, they’ve started the White House tours up again!

  • S. Crim

    Could you direct us to the MARC train? We took a vote and decided we’d rather go to Baltimore and eat crabs, not stay in Washington and listen to them.

  • Larry Kamenec

    …and we even get to ride on an actual bandwagon.

  • Mike Z

    Bet they wish they kept the White House tours open!

  • Lance Miller

    I see three ‘gates,’ but where’s the White House Entrance Gate?!

  • Bill Seedyke

    “Our favorite guide is called Miss Information: will she be leading a tour today?”

  • Jacob Leistra

    Can you believe they told us to go to New York for theater?!

  • Art

    Anything new on that phony birth certificate?

  • Sean Kelly

    I heard about this tour on FOX News. It’s supposed to be GREAT!

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