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September 23, 2014

Capitol Quip: Your Punchline Goes Here

Capitol Quip: Your Punchline Goes Here

CQ Roll Call editorial cartoonist R.J. Matson has submitted another Capitol Quip image for your consideration this week. Submit your entry in the comments below. Editors will pick five finalists to go before readers for another vote.

Capitol Quip: Your Punchline Goes Here

Thanks to the many readers who contributed captions for our first Capitol Quip contest. The winning entry, as voted by readers of the Heard on the Hill blog, is “Here’s our number. So call us, maybe …”. The winner will receive a signed color print suitable for framing.

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Submit your hot tips and juicy gossip. Send us your anonymous tips here

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    You mothers wear combat boots.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    What difference does it make?

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    There hasn’t been this much action since Monica met Bill.

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    Why didn’t I take Biden’s job?

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    Full Metal Jackass.

  • Anonymous

    Monica Lewinsky, Whitewater, Paula Jones… Man, those were the days…

  • Anonymous

    Senator, look into my eyes — you are getting sleepier, sleepier….

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    Aren’t I a General Nuisance?

  • stoutfamily5@comcast.net

    I’m ready for that 3:00 AM phone call…

  • barbara.paine@att.net

    Boys, Boys, just settle down, now. No need to get your tail feathers all excited.

  • keith.beardslee@gmail.com

    Just so you know my new glasses have special powers and your flak will not deter me.

  • Anonymous

    Wow! My optician didn’t tell me these glasses could see through clothes.

  • janice.sessing@noaa.gov

    Yeah, yeah, yeah …

    • Anonymous

      Thanks, DARPA, for my bully-proof jacket

  • MormonYoYoMan@gmail.com

    I’m not worried. The idiots will believe anything the King tells them to believe.

  • art@hackney2.com

    Amateurs…

  • Anonymous

    That’ll teach them to ask me what designers I wear.

  • david.torian@gmail.com

    Don’t f** with me, fellas! This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.

  • retrammell@hotmail.com

    Rand. You have a receding hairline and girly face. At least Bill looks like a man.

  • RayWMorris@comcast.net

    Well Senator — Whatever!

  • rcartergop@gmail.com

    He reminds me so much of Bill…

  • art@hackney2.com

    OK – now a few tears and heads are gonna start exploding

  • Anonymous

    2016….2016……please let it be 2016!

  • Anonymous

    2106…..2106….please let it be 2016!!!!

  • Anonymous

    2016……2016……..POlease let it be 2016!!!!

    • Anonymous

      (I can’t bring up the sign-in page, but if I could, I caption…)

      This is like running a nursery without the use of sugar-y treats…]”

      OR

      Hey, Rand, “Now you begin the campaign…” to the tune of “Begin the Beguine.”

  • mikelangwiser@gmail.com

    2016 Hmmmm.
    VP ?? Michelle ?
    Nah
    Chelsea.
    Yea

  • umreb78@aol.com

    Hmmm…WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE whether I’m being questioned by these clowns or Steve Kroft?? Hehehe….Apparently NONE!

  • art@hackney2.com

    I’m the most popular woman in America.
    I’m the most popular woman in America.
    I’m sorry, could you repeat the question, Senator…

  • ragu3@windstream.net

    What else can I get these fools to believe???

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