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April 12, 2013

Steve Cohen Just Wants to Have Fun

Let’s give Rep. Steve Cohen the benefit of the doubt, at the same time keeping straight all that is going into his explanation over his latest Twitter misadventure: Cyndi Lauper, his own daughter, Mavis Staples, the movie ‘Absence of Malice,’ two of his own colleagues, the White House, and, of course, the Sunlight Foundation.

At a somewhat perplexing news conference Friday afternoon, the Tennessee Democrat said that a tweet he fired off from his Twitter account Tuesday night to singer Cyndi Lauper, saying she was “hot” at a performance at the White House, wasn’t a mistake but rather a prank on the media.

Cohen gave a couple of reasons as to why he sent the tweet in question to Lauper: “CyndiLauper great night,couldn’t believe how hot u were.see you again next Tuesday.try a little tenderness”

First, he said he wanted to promote the White House program – which featured performances of Memphis music by Justin Timberlake, Queen Latifah, Mavis Staples and the Alabama Shakes, among others, and will be replayed on Tuesday on PBS.

Second, he said he was trying to turn “gotcha” journalism around on all of us journalists. Full story

April 10, 2013

Softball: Member-Vs.-Member Senate Race Brewing on Women’s Team

One of the few respites from partisanship in Washington is the Congressional Women’s Softball team. That could all change in June.

Earlier Wednesday, our friends over at CQ Roll Call’s “At The Races” blog reported that Rep. Renee Ellmers, R-N.C., will spend from now until June contemplating a run for Senate.

Here’s the rub: Ellmers is set to play on the bipartisan softball team. If she runs, it will be a challenge against Sen. Kay Hagan, D-N.C., a perennial player. Full story

Making Friends on Budget Day

Giddy to get in a good shot at President Barack Obama, Lone Star State Republican Rep. Pete Olson fired off this flippant non-read of the newly released White House budget:

Making Friends on Budget Day

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But his constituent Justin Kugler didn’t seem terribly impressed:

Making Friends on Budget Day

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Best of luck patching things up before 2014!

 

April 9, 2013

Quorans Clueless About Congress

Because we are nothing if not dedicated to civic journalism, HOH will field some of the burning questions about our elected officials currently piling up on existentialistic clearinghouse Quora:

Quorans Clueless About Congress

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Depends on who gets more camera time. Also, Kentucky Republican Mitch McConnell MIGHT have a different succession plan in mind.

 

Quorans Clueless About Congress

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Crazy fun? The maniacally outraged James A. Traficant Jr.

Crazy mean? Pete Stark was quite the curmudgeon.

Crazy hot? We’ll defer to POTUS on this one. Full story

April 8, 2013

Quora Cuts ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner Down to Size

Some political observers believe in the awesome power of forgiveness, the inspirational nature of redemption and mankind’s inherent ability to evolve.

Quora Cuts ex Rep. Anthony Weiner Down to Size

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Quora comedian Clayburn Griffin is NOT one of those people.

By Warren Rojas Posted at 4:21 p.m.
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March 28, 2013

Senate Rules Committee = Killjoys

Dear Senate staffers: The Senate Rules and Administration Committee hates festive posters and that finger-paint drawing you taped to your window so the world could see your child’s genius.

And if you don’t immediately take them down from the windows of the Hart Senate Office Building, Big Brother is going to come around the fish bowl and take them down for you. Or so implied an email sent Wednesday to all Senate offices by the committee’s Chief Clerk Lynden C. Armstrong.

Please note the caps lock for emphasis.

“I’ve gotten some complaints and have seen a number of signs, posters, photos, charts, etc. that have been placed facing outwards into the Hart Atrium. It is against the regulations governing the Senate Office Buildings to place any kind of material facing the exterior of the building and into the Hart Atrium,” the e-mail, obtained by HOH said. “Because there are a NUMBER of violations, I’m asking each of you to walk your spaces and have any items removed or turned around. It will make life simpler for me when I don’t have to start tracking down every individual item and contacting you separately.”

Armstrong then included the full memo of building rules in case staffers already had forgotten office rules “do’s and don’t’s,” which includes the anti-window display edict. The justification provided for the rules was “to assure the safety of the thousands of staff and visitors who pass through these buildings and to maintain a professional appearance in the buildings.”

HOH’s favorite rule? The one based on the assumption that staffers would somehow treat food services like room service.

“Please do not place dishes or trays in the hallways. Any property of the Senate Restaurants should be returned to them. The Superintendent’s personnel are not responsible for returning restaurant items.”

March 26, 2013

Scenes From the SCOTUS: Gay Marriage Edition

Throughout the weekend, Monday and early Tuesday morning, the sidewalk and lawn in front of the U.S. Supreme Court was dominated by those in favor of same-sex marriage. Rainbow flags, equality signs and the color red was splashed about.

But just before 10:00 a.m. Tuesday, the crowd became more diverse as the anti-gay marriage march, organized by the National Organization for Marriage, began to barrel up Constitution Avenue toward the court.

“One man, one woman,” chanted the NOM marchers.

Scenes From the SCOTUS: Gay Marriage Edition

(Neda Semnani/CQ Roll Call)

Victorino and his wife, Mary, declined to give their last name, but said they traveled from Guatemala to participate in the march.

A group of eight 13- and 14-year-olds from southern California couldn’t believe their eyes as the NOM marchers passed the front of the court with gay equality activists lining the street.

“It’s pretty scary,” one young girl said. “Because these people are kind of going around.”

“There’s one crazy guy dancing around in a pink dress,” one of the boys said.

“There might be fights happening,” another girl said.

Scenes From the SCOTUS: Gay Marriage Edition

(Neda Semnani/CQ Roll Call)

When we asked if they had ever seen anything like this, they responded, “No!” in the unison of school children. When we asked if this is what they thought democracy looked like, they shook their heads.

“[I] didn’t think it would be like this,” the first girl said. “I didn’t think I would be seeing cuss words all over signs.”

The group agreed, again in unison, that the moment felt historic, important, special. The chaperones forbid the kids to give their names.

Meanwhile, back inside the NOM march, the protesters stopped and knelt in unison just in front of the court.

While someone out of view led the prayer, the women and men began shouting, “Gloria!” “Hallelujah!” and “It will be done!”

Scenes From the SCOTUS: Gay Marriage Edition

(Neda Semnani/CQ Roll Call)

Joe and Frank Capley-Alfano came to D.C. from San Francisco, Calif., to stand against California’s Proposition 8.

They came to Washington “to stand in solidarity with the other 18,000 couples who were legally married, and to hope and to advocate for equal treatment of all couples in California,” Joe Capley-Alfano said.

“I think that the justices see the tide of change that has occurred throughout history in our nation,” he continued. “And I believe the arch of justice bends toward equality and I think that today there will be an affirmation of our nation’s belief in equality for all people.”

Scenes From the SCOTUS: Gay Marriage Edition

A group from now-notorious Steubenville, Ohio, came to D.C. to protest same-sex marriage and sing to the crowd. (Emily Cahn/CQ Roll Call)

 

Scenes From the SCOTUS: Gay Marriage Edition

(Rebecca Shabad/CQ Roll Call)

 

Scenes From the SCOTUS: Gay Marriage Edition

(Neda Semnani/CQ Roll Call)

 

March 21, 2013

Waiter Turns Tables on Ron Johnson

Remember the Sheboygan Falls food server who tweeted that Sen. Ron Johnson, R-Wis., is “kind of a jerk”? As it turns out, the author of that tweet thinks Johnson is an OK guy. He even voted for him.

“Mr. Johnson was nothing but polite and professional when serving him,” Greg Scheidt wrote to HOH on Tuesday. Scheidt waited on Johnson and friends at the Bull at Pinehurst Farms golf course and restaurant.
Full story

By Neda Semnani Posted at 6:40 p.m.
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March 20, 2013

Satirist Spooked By Would-Be Watchdog

Satirist Spooked By Would Be Watchdog

Satirist Spooked By Would Be Watchdog

Political pot-stirrer Norm Augustinus, who has long enjoyed the role of finger pointer, recently learned what it’s like to feel persecuted courtesy of a threat against his livelihood lodged by shadowy figures.

The high drama developed after Augustinus, a seasoned journalist-cum-illustrator, uploaded his animated indictment of President Barack Obama’s terrorist-targeting drone program on March 8. Although far less graphic than the multitude of his explicit sexually oriented materials, the roughly 30-second .GIF shows Obama, Michelle Obama, Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi D-Calif., “getting it” via a laser-packing dirigible.

Full story

By Warren Rojas Posted at 6:32 p.m.
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Overheard: In Israel, Obama Takes a Break From Charm Offensive

“It’s good to get away from Congress.”

– President Barack Obama to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu after touching down in Tel Aviv for a four-day trip to the Middle East.

March 19, 2013

New Members Subject of Intense Softball Recruiting

Months before this year’s annual Congressional Women’s Softball Game, members of Congress have begun feting recruits for their annual matchup against female Capitol Hill reporters.

HOH stumbled on a recent happy-hour gathering of female jock-lawmakers at Tortilla Coast. And when we say “stumbled on,” we mean that we knew about it ahead of time and showed up uninvited wearing our own Bad News Babes jersey. Members, on the whole, were gracious about the intrusion.

Full story

March 18, 2013

Youth Serves Johnson Beef

There is an adage for those who pour drinks and serve food for a living: You can tell  the measure of a person by how he or she treats the staff. A less polite truism for those being served: Never mistreat the person bringing you food or drink, because spit happens.

So on March 15, our eyebrows arched when we saw a young man tweet: “Serving Ron Johnson at work, I started off excited to see a US Senator and to serve him… But turns out hes kinda a jerk haha” The tweet, closed with the subtle hashtag #RJSucks, seems to have been sent by a server at the Bull at Pinehurst Farms golf course and restaurant in Sheboygan Falls, Wis.
Full story

March 14, 2013

A Kildee Comeuppance? Or More Obama Aloofness?

Updated March 15, 6:28 p.m. | Michigan Democratic Rep. Dan Kildee has been in Congress for a little more than two months, and today the leader of the free world gave him a gentle ribbing about just how new he is to Capitol Hill.

At a closed-door meeting between President Barack Obama and House Democrats, Kildee introduced himself as a freshman, to which Obama said, “Wow, you’re really classing up the place then.”

Kildee then proceeded to ask what one person described as a somewhat “long-winded” question about the importance of creating jobs for his economically distraught district.

Full story

Former Rep. John Edward Porter Gives Congress a Tongue-Lashing

Sens. Richard M. Burr, R-N.C., and Bob Casey, D-Pa., were honored at Research!America’s annual advocacy awards dinner at the Andrew W. Mellon Auditorium, the organization’s nod to their commitment to private and public sector medical research and innovation.

But things took an interesting turn, when former Rep. John Edward Porter — now chairman of the board of Research!America — took aim at Congress, accusing both parties of “idiotic posturing that is supposed to pass as governing.”

“The United States preaches democracy to the world. Our founders gave us a strong framework for making inclusive decisions,” the Illinois Republican said. “Then we do everything possible to scam the system for partisan advantage.”

The crowd, if somewhat surprised by the scathing attack, lapped it up.

Full story

Lessons from CPAC 2013

Trying to wrap our heads around the broad spectrum of opinions and ideologies writ large across the head gear, lapels and promotional materials being toted around the latest Conservative Political Action Conference proved to be a mind scrambler.

Here’s what we took away from the opening day of the philosophical free-for-all:

Lessons from CPAC 2013

(Warren Rojas/CQ Roll Call)

At least one industrious entrepreneur has taken President Barack Obama’s famously twisted words to heart.

Lessons from CPAC 2013

(Warren Rojas/CQ Roll Call)

Laugh with them. Laugh at them. It’s all the same as long as the money keeps rolling in. Full story

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