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May 3, 2013

While You Were Away …

During congressional recesses, members of Congress leave the Capitol campus and beleaguered staffers may get a day or two away, but HOH is always on duty! Here’s a roundup of the highlights from keeping a watchful eye on Capitol Hill, even during a slow week.

Bird Makes Hitchcock Proud

Capitol Police officers stationed at Second Street and Constitution Avenue Northeast got the Tippi Hedren treatment from an unfriendly crow who dive-bombed them, tourists and neighborhood folks.

An officer said the crow is likely just protecting the baby birds living in a large nest high atop the tree and joked that officers stationed at the post have alerted their commander about the “assault suspect,” which he described as a “10-inch black crow.”

Herrera Beutler Is Expecting

Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler knows what’s coming for her new kid: a lifetime of correcting people that “No, no, it’s pronounced ‘Butler.’”

That was how the Washington Republican announced on her Facebook page that she and her husband, Dan, are “expecting a baby.” This will be the couple’s first child.

Mark Sanford Gets Larry Flynt Treatment

Because things weren’t weird enough in the special election for South Carolina’s 1st District House seat, what with satirist Stephen Colbert’s sister taking on the world’s foremost Appalachian Trail hiker, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt entered the picture.

Calling former Gov. Mark Sanford the “sex pioneer of our time,” Flynt endorsed the former Republican House member who, in 2009, disappeared for several days for a tryst in Argentina with then-mistress, now-fiancee María Belén Chapur.

“Sanford’s open embrace of his mistress in the name of love, breaking his sacred marriage vows, was an act of bravery that has drawn my support,” Flynt said.

Elie Wiesel’s Revelation

Elie Wiesel told the crowd at a 20th anniversary tribute to the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum that his public scolding of President Bill Clinton at the 1993 dedication of the museum was partially because of the rain.

“Our shoes were in water,” Wiesel said, as was the speech he had spent the night before writing. So he improvised and told Clinton on April 22, 1993, to “do something” about the bloodshed in Yugoslavia.

Clinton, speaking at the anniversary tribute on April 29, took it in stride, saying people like Wiesel compelled him to “get off my rear end and do something about Bosnia.”

April 23, 2013

Fictional Franchise: The Great American Novel

For the second edition of our series that examines fictional characters and the real people who represent them in Congress, we explore the franchise of American literature heroes.

The rules go like this: We decide where a fictional character lives and then look up who represents them in the House. (See more on the rules here.) We welcome any dispute with our assessments in the comments section below.

The Great American Novel is a relatively easy topic to research — public curiosity in literary characters is so strong that most of the places listed below built tourist industries around these novels’ settings.

And this writer might have to plead guilty to dragging her family out to Great Neck, Long Island, when she was 19 in her quest for the spirit of Zelda Fitzgerald. So let’s start with the love of Zelda’s life, who wrote the quintessential Great American Novel.

Jay Gatsby
“The Great Gatsby,” by F. Scott Fitzgerald
West Egg, N.Y.: Democratic Rep. Steve Israel

Israel’s district is full of money.

This is especially true in the enclaves along Long Island’s North Shore, the home of both Gatsby’s noveau riche West Egg (Kings Point) home and the post-Buchanan home in East Egg (Sands Point). The mansion that many believe inspired the Buchanan home was on the market in 2005 for $28 million, according to Forbes.

Judging by the trailer of director Baz Luhrmann’s new movie adaptation,  Leonardo DiCaprio’s attempt at a Locust Valley Lockjaw accent sounds terribly fake and contrived.

Perfect.

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April 2, 2013

Crash Davis’ Congressman and Other Useful Information

In the spirit of baseball season, HOH is kicking off a new series that examines the congressional representation of our favorite fictional characters in television, literature and the movies.

The rules go like this — we decide where a fictional character lives and then look up who represents them in the House.

We will make the best guess we can with analysis based on shooting locations, historical data, creepy Internet stalker websites, the creators of these characters when available, sources familiar with the region, obsessive friends, thinly-veiled locations and textual geographic references.

We welcome any dispute with our assessments in the comments section below.

And even if the characters are hundreds of years old, we’re only dealing with modern members of Congress. Because, after all, a truly great hero of fiction lives forever.

“Major League”
Pitcher Ricky Vaughn (Charlie Sheen)
Cleveland: Democratic Rep. Marcia L. Fudge

We are not even certain if Vaughn’s criminal record qualifies him to vote, but if he could, he would have Fudge on his ballot, according to Ohio-native Christyn Keyes, communications director for Ohio Republican Rep. David Joyce.

“Rick ‘The Wild Thing’ Vaughn lives on West 6th in downtown Cleveland,” she wrote in an email. “Close proximity to two of his favorite things: the baseball stadium and the bar scene.”

That puts him smack in Fudge’s 11th District.

Keyes and Joyce outreach director Kevin Benacci said that it is their belief that third baseman Roger Dorn (Corbin Bernsen) lives in Gates Mills, Ohio, and is one of Joyce’s constituents.

Oh, Wild Thing, you make our hearts sang.

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November 15, 2012

Steve King in Running for Sexiest Person in Des Moines

Do you think Republican Rep. Steve King is one of the sexiest people in Des Moines, Iowa?

Steve King in Running for Sexiest Person in Des Moines

(All screenshots from Cityview's SurveyMonkey page)

King is among the 123 Des Moinesers nominated in Des Moines’ alternative weekly’s quest to find the sexiest person in its city. There will be 15 runners-up.

“Who are Des Moines’ Sexiest People? You can help decide,” says Cityview on the survey page. “The 16 with the highest ratings will be published in the Nov. 22 issue of Cityview, and a party will be held in their honor on Nov. 29 at Cabaret West Glen from 6-9 p.m. in the VIP room. On that evening, attendees will vote to decide who will be named as Des Moines’ Sexiest Person!”

King faces some pretty stiff competition in his quest to be named the sexiest person in Iowa’s capital city: Full story

November 13, 2012

New Members We Can’t Wait to Meet

With new member orientation starting today, Capitol Hill welcomes a brand new crop of lawmakers. In their midst are a few freshmen HOH is particularly interested in getting to know better. Full story

November 8, 2012

Overlooked Political Comedies

We love feedback. Our HOH list of 12 recommended political comedies — 12 for ’12 — generated a fair amount of comments, including suggestions of films we overlooked. Because we always want to encourage readership, laughter and watching more movies, we offer the following list of additional political comedy flicks. Keep them coming!

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By Jason Dick Posted at 12:01 a.m.
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October 29, 2012

Arbitrary List of Top 10 Weather Movies We Could Remember

Because almost everyone in the Northeast Corridor is home from work today or, um, working from home today, HOH is cordially inviting you to a weather movie marathon.

Since we all have a limited amount of time before the power goes out for the rest of the week, you should probably get on this as soon as possible.

Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments. Full story

February 10, 2012

Nine Things We’ve Learned at CPAC (So Far)

It’s CPAC time in Washington once again, and HOH is all over the conservative confab.

Here’s what we’ve taken away so far:

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