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September 16, 2014
“Could you put me back on hold? I’ll hang up in a bit, but I really like your hold music.”
— Man on phone at Georgetown’s Baked and Wired.
September 11, 2014
“Every day is eventful. … Today Iraq, tomorrow Ebola.”
— Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Martin E. Dempsey, crossing the Senate basement on Thursday
September 10, 2014
“Not the first time that I’ve swallowed hard in my congressional career.”
— House Financial Services Chairman Jeb Hensarling, regarding his support for a continuing resolution that includes an extension of the authorization of the Export-Import Bank.
September 8, 2014
The campaign of Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes, the Democrat challenging Sen. Mitch McConnell this fall, is criticizing the minority leader for heading to Washington, D.C., as the Senate returns.
“Today, scandal-ridden Mitch McConnell is running back to Washington, DC, in an attempt to dodge the tough questions he faces back home. In a new web ad released Monday, Alison for Kentucky holds McConnell accountable for his refusal to answer to the people of Kentucky,” the Lundergan Grimes campaign said in announcing the video.
August 29, 2014
“I think the president is being commendably cautious here about being involved in the middle of a Syrian civil war.”
— Rep. Tom Cole, R-Okla., on MSNBC Friday morning.
August 26, 2014
“A lot of people in America like guns.”
— Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn., on CNN this morning.
August 7, 2014
“We aren’t afraid to try new things, and that has given us great traction.”
— Rep. Ed Perlmutter, D-Colo., at a recent visit to Oz Snowboards in Wheat Ridge, Colo., where “the congressman lathered a board in Oz’s environmentally friendly tree-sap resin and an epoxy, layered it with carbon fiber and affixed the custom top sheet,” according to the Denver Post. Perlmutter was visiting as part of Tuesday’s Startup Day Across America.
August 6, 2014
“I stepped into a void and tried to move the issue forward. Next time we do this, it’ll be a people-powered initiative.”
— Rep. Jared Polis after facing an angry group of constituents in Boulder, Colo. The constituents were furious he cut a deal to hold off on anti-fracking ballot initiatives he had helped bankroll and which had more than 200,000 signatures to put on the November ballot, according to the Boulder Daily Camera.
July 18, 2014
Sen. Charles E. Grassley of Iowa has some advice for anyone pondering following the lead of former President George H.W. Bush and jumping out of an airplane.
If at first u don’t succeed sky diving is not for u
— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) July 18, 2014
The Republican senator is known for having one of the most fascinating Twitter feeds in Congress, whether he posts about his complaints of a lack of historical programming on the History Channel or hitting a deer while traveling in Iowa. Grassley even highlighted his use of Twitter in a 2010 campaign ad:
May 21, 2014
“He called me his buddy. It’s a term of endearment.”
— Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, discussing his relationship with Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr., this morning on C-SPAN.
May 9, 2014
Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, likened the cancellation of HGTV’s “Flip It Forward” to Nazism during a speech on the House floor Friday.
According to Gohmert, backlash from anti-gay remarks that the show’s hosts made demonstrates a totalitarian atmosphere. Paraphrasing the hosts, Gohmert relayed on their behalf that, “Look we love homosexuals, we love all people. But it doesn’t mean that you have to support, embrace, encourage particular lifestyles that you believe are harmful to the individuals and harmful to the society in general. So it is amazing that in the name of liberality, in the name of being tolerant, this fascist intolerance has arisen,” he said.
Gohmert likened the situation to “going back to the days of the Nazi takeover in Europe. First they would call people haters and evil and build up disdain for those people who held those opinions or religious views or religious heritage.”
Gohmert also lamented the “rise of fascism in American universities” and said, “Those who are the most hate filled who do not follow the teachings of Jesus seek to impose or project … their own hate, their own intolerance.”
May 6, 2014
“If anyone gives you any problems about being late for your meeting, just tell ‘em THE good-looking officer held you up. They’ll know who you’re talking about.”
– Capitol Police Officer offers female journalist delayed by the motorcade of Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. an easy out.
April 29, 2014
“I do not feel it’s in my constituents’ best interest to leave them without representation for the second time in less than a year.”
— Rep. Vance McAllister, explaining why he has rebuffed Majority Leader Eric Cantor’s request that he resign.
April 25, 2014
“I think my butt was on TV during the tax extenders markup, though.”
April 11, 2014
Welcome to the suck. It’s not as bad as it seems. That was sounds-negative-actually-positive sentiment from Grover Norquist, head of Americans for Tax Reform, at a panel following Thursday night’s screening of Jose Antonio Vargas’ “Documented,” at the Newseum.
The documentary, which chronicles Vargas’ path as an undocumented immigrant and successful journalist and his involvement in the movement for ab immigration overhaul, played to a full house. After, Norquist joined Vargas, The Atlantic’s Megan Garber, producer Janet Yang and Joe Green, a founder of Fwd.us, to discuss the movie and the politics and culture that surround it.
Cue Norquist, one of Washington’s most lively: “The reason why the United States is the future and Japan is not and China is not and Europe is not, is because we do immigration and because we do it better than everyone else. As poorly as we do it, we do it better than everybody else, kind of like our government, it just sucks less than all the other governments. And that’s a big advantage: sucking less.”
So there you have it. The Grover Norquist Global Suckdom Index, over which the United States sits atop. USA! USA!