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October 1, 2014

Distractions Abound for Capitol Quip

Distractions Abound for Capitol Quip

Sometimes you have to take your medicine and go before Congress, like General Motors this past week. Until, of course, other events interfere and blow things a little off course. Which brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip captioning contest.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • EJRotert

    Get it in gear! They’re distracted!

  • EJRotert

    Get it in gear! Or do you have a faulty ignition switch as well?

  • Ed Beck

    If we quietly leave, maybe they won’t recall.

  • Ed Beck

    Hurry out, or we’ll have to pay for two foreign catastrophes.

  • EJRotert

    Thank goodness you’re not a man with emission.

  • EJRotert

    We have our chance! Go! We can no longer be cavalier about this. GM’s already done that.

  • L. Camino

    Exit, stage left!

  • L. Camino

    You can always count on the Middle East for a viable distraction.

  • L. Camino

    In a few weeks we’ll hit them up for some more bailout money.

  • Ed Beck

    General Motors came through and we shall return.

  • DC419

    A black Benz is waiting outside to whisk us to the company jet.

  • LZ126

    Thank God for international crises!

  • LZ126

    Exit, stage left, immediately, even!!!

  • RJIII

    Now that’s what I call regulatory relief!

  • http://thebluehour.tumblr.com/ Suzanne

    Dodged a bullet. Literally.

  • Sandy

    I vote to reinstate Capitol Punishment.

  • Bill M

    Quick! This is the distraction we’ve been hoping for.

  • vcarnevale

    Step on it before they realize we’re gone!!

  • pericles9

    LADIES FIRST!

  • pericles9

    Exit stage right…

  • pericles9

    G M…”Get Moving!”

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Quick! Let’s get back to the office and start designing missles!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Let’s get out if here while we’re still looking good by comparison!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Who thought an escape under fire would be so easy?

  • Booberry

    War and warranties are hell.

  • Booberry

    Warranties is hell.

  • Booberry

    Warranties are hell.

  • Ed Beck

    I don’t believe in coincidences.

  • Nick

    With every crisis comes opportunity…run!

  • LZ126

    Thank God we didn’t have to leak a sex scandal to the Post to distract them!

  • EJRotert

    Thank G-d for Israel. There couldn’t be a better distraction. Now, go!

  • Hannah2

    That’ll buy us a few more weeks

  • Hannah2

    Quick! Run like one of our faulty models!

  • Ed Beck

    Our political friendships appear to be failing.

  • EJRotert

    If any ask where we went, just say we don’t recall.

  • Bzrdhd

    Please don’t let you knee bump the keys before we get out of the parking lot!

  • El Puma

    How’s this for a bail out? Go!

  • El Puma

    Quick, while they’re still trying to think of a way to blame Obama!

  • El Puma

    What, is your accelerator faulty, too? Get a move on!

  • LZ126

    Hurry – our getaway Lexus is waiting outside!

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