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Fake Stephanie Cutter Apologizes ‘Like Her Ass Chews Gum’
Posted at 6:31 p.m. on July 20, 2012
Second City Network’s Fake Stephanie Cutter has released a new, completely insane video wherein she retroactively apologizes and retroactively resigns from the Obama for America campaign.
The video is released in response to the real Obama for America Deputy Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter’s implication that GOP candidate Mitt Romney has either lied or committed a felony.
The Fake Stephanie Cutter took to the Second City YouTube channel to challenge Romney to a Mexican wrestling throw-down on Sunday’s “Meet the Press” or “Face the Nation.”
“I’m ready to do ninja sh*t to you,” fake Cutter screams while wearing an American-themed outfit.
“Obama for America,” a voice-over rumbles. “This year, we don’t have the budget for nuance.”
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