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September 17, 2014

Five Captions Run Aground | Capitol Quip

Five Captions Run Aground | Capitol Quip

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. EDT Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • Geez, who was steering that ship?
  • Here we go — from Baywatch back to the Planet of the Apes.
  • The one advantage of global warming!!!
  • What would America do without us?
  • Maybe if we rearrange the chairs …

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Sept. 8 and in the following day’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • Booberry

    Planet of the Apes.

  • A. Writer

    Maybe if we rearrange the chairs …

  • John Ramos

    Since people tend to wish that challenges be dealt with in a visible structured manner, centralized planning and control can be appealing.

  • MarqusW

    Maybe if we rearrange the chairs …

  • jlee

    Geez, who was steering that ship?

  • c p

    The one advantage of global warming!!!

  • Sean Kelly

    Maybe if we rearrange the chairs …

  • LZ126

    “That’s gonna leave one hell of a slick!”

  • George Ramos

    Since the world is devoid of all-knowing people, liberty provides the leeway for each of us to adapt to the unpredictable circumstances and conditions we face.

  • Defend Liberty

    Democratic processes enable views held by a minority to become those of a majority if their wisdom is proven and their utility demonstrated.

  • Ezell H

    Don’t you get the feeling that only the passengers are going down with the sinking ship of state.

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