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February 9, 2016

Five Fenceposts to Hang a Caption On | Capitol Quip


The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. EDT Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • Mr. Rubio, pare down this law
  • We are open to a comprehensive bill … just find the door
  • No hurry, it’ll be next year before they build a ladder tall enough to get this high.
  • Who goes there?
  • There, that ought to keep them people out!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog June 24 and in that day’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • Booberry

    Pare down this law.

  • jlee

    We are open to a comprehensive bill … just find the door

  • EdKulzer

    Mr. Rubio, pare down this law

  • Ethan Xanderphone

    “We’re practicing for the Mexican border.”

    I know it’s not on the list, but don’t really like any of the choices.

  • GNH

    Mr. Rubio, pare down this law.

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