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July 4, 2015

5 Hot Tips for the Political Stock Exchange | Capitol Quip

 The East Front of the U.S. Capitol

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • Thanks to the Supreme Court, we’re ALL up!!!
  • They’ll never sell us short again!
  • The only time eight figures trump nine.
  • Looks like our stock is rising in this town!
  • In a word: Ka-Ching!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on April 13 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • EJRotert

    The only time eight figures trump nine.

  • Susan Martin

    The only time eight figures trump nine.

  • Ed Beck

    The only time eight figures trump nine.

  • Jason

    They’ll never sell us short again!

  • LZ126

    Thanks to the Supreme Court, we’re ALL up!!!

  • Alex Barriger

    Looks like our stock is rising in this town!

  • Stephen Pereira

    Thanks to the Supreme Court, we’re ALL up!!!

  • B. Scott

    Thanks to the Supreme Court, we’re ALL up!!!

  • pericles9

    Who nominated the Koch brothers to the Court?

  • Tim S.

    Thanks to the Supreme Court, we’re ALL up!!!

  • Max Xavier

    The only time eight figures trump nine

  • Marlene P. Rotert

    The only time eight figures trump nine.

  • Scott Shaw

    The only time eight figures trump nine.

  • Nicole Knapp

    The only time eight figures trump nine.

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