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October 25, 2014

Five Lines to Sing | Capitol Quip

Five Lines to Sing | Capitol Quip

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. EDT Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • He’s been singing the same tune for so long, it’s a wonder that he still needs to look at the words.
  • I vote to defund my senses.
  • What can I say? It’s better than the Kabuki-style theater we’ve had in Congress here lately.
  • Our polls tell us this one’s easy: the one-note samba!
  • At least it isn’t a Dr. Seuss book this time.

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Oct. 6 and in the following day’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • Booberry

    He’s been singing the same tune for so long, it’s a wonder that he needs to look at the words.

  • Phillip S.

    At least it isn’t a Dr. Seuss book this time.

  • jlee

    He’s been singing the same tune for so long, it’s a wonder that he still needs to look at the words.

  • MarqusW

    At least it isn’t a Dr. Seuss book this time.

  • BL

    What can I say? It’s better than the Kabuki-style theater we’ve had in Congress here lately.

  • JLS

    What can I say? It’s better than the Kabuki-style theater we’ve had in Congress here lately.

  • Eric Wilson

    What can I say? It’s better than the Kabuki-style theater we’ve had in Congress here lately.

  • MJD

    At least it isn’t a Dr. Seuss book this time.

  • Jane

    At least it isn’t a Dr. Seuss book this time.

  • Luke Self

    Kabuki style theater

  • Scott E. Conlan PhD

    I vote “Present.”

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