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October 31, 2014

Five SOTU Captions to Choose From | Capitol Quip

Five SOTU Captions to Choose From | Capitol Quip

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • Remember when he used to just walk on water?!?!?
  • We, men of Congress speak unto thee: A primary challenge awaits any who walk this parted, middle path.
  • This will never come out of the carpet.
  • And they say WE’RE dividing the country!
  • The middle is a lonely road.

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Feb. 2 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • Booberry

    And they say WE’RE dividing the country.

  • MarqusW

    And they say WE’RE dividing the country!

  • Poca11

    Remember when he used to just walk on water?!?!?

  • kimmybgood

    Remember when he used to just walk on water?!?!?

  • c p

    Remember when he used to just walk on water?!?!?

  • Abi

    Remember when he used to just walk on water?!?!?

  • jlee

    The middle is a lonely road.

  • LZ126

    And they say WE’RE dividing the country!

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