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November 1, 2014

Five Ways to Cut Off the Mic | Capitol Quip

Five Ways to Cut Off the Mic | Capitol Quip

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • Your captions will be duly noted.
  • Freedom of speech does not ensure the right to amplification.
  • I’m the chairman. I can outblurb you.
  • I think this only means one thing … I’m now the story! AGAIN!
  • Ain’t I a stinker?

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on March 16 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • TJ_A

    Amplification is not a guarantee!

  • Ed Beck

    Your captions will be duly noted.

  • MarqusW

    Ain’t I a stinker?

  • Jason

    None of the above

  • EJRotert

    I’m the chairman. I can outblurb you.

  • jlee

    Freedom of speech does not ensure the right to amplification.

  • LZ126

    I’m the chairman. I can outblurb you.

  • Don Turco

    We have heard you calling everyone a racist before Congressman Cummings.

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