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August 1, 2015

Getting to Know Marco Rubio

While mainstream media got all hot and bothered about Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio’s post-SOTU drinking habits (Poland Spring ought to flood his political action committee with loot), Internet denizens have much more burning questions about the rising GOP star.

(Auto-fill is a journalistic godsend.)

Google

Google Rubio search

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I smell a holy war.

Bing

Bing Rubio search

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Now’s your chance to snap those all important “before” pics, Rogaine.

Yahoo!

Yahoo! Rubio search

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Height-ists are the worst.

Ask

Ask.com Rubio search

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Confidence is medium that The Donald is all over this.

Alta Vista

Alta Vista Rubio search
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Such cutting questions.

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