Getting to Know Marco Rubio
By Warren Rojas
Posted at 2:58 p.m. on Feb. 13
While mainstream media got all hot and bothered about Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio’s post-SOTU drinking habits (Poland Spring ought to flood his political action committee with loot), Internet denizens have much more burning questions about the rising GOP star.
(Auto-fill is a journalistic godsend.)
Google
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I smell a holy war.
Bing
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Now’s your chance to snap those all important “before” pics, Rogaine.
Yahoo!
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Height-ists are the worst.
Ask
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Confidence is medium that The Donald is all over this.
Alta Vista
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Such cutting questions.
