Getting to Know Marco Rubio
Posted at 2:58 p.m. on Feb. 13
While mainstream media got all hot and bothered about Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio’s post-SOTU drinking habits (Poland Spring ought to flood his political action committee with loot), Internet denizens have much more burning questions about the rising GOP star.
(Auto-fill is a journalistic godsend.)
I smell a holy war.
Now’s your chance to snap those all important “before” pics, Rogaine.
Height-ists are the worst.
Confidence is medium that The Donald is all over this.
Such cutting questions.