Joss Whedon, the brains behind cult classics “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog” as well as the record-shattering comic book tent pole movie “The Avengers,” believes GOP hopeful Mitt Romney is uniquely qualified to shepherd us into a “Walking Dead”-like nightmare:
“He’s not afraid to face a ravening, grasping horde of subhumans because that’s how he sees poor people already,” Whedon says of the former Bain Capital CEO.
We, for one, look forward to a future where “the 1 percent will no longer be the very rich, it’ll be the very fast.”
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got to register for parkour lessons ASAP.
Heard on the Hill is Roll Call's Capitol Hill gossip blog.
Warren Rojas is a Heard on the Hill columnist for Roll Call, having previously worked as the founding dining editor for Northern Virginia Magazine and also as a tax reporter for Tax Notes. @WARojas
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