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February 10, 2016

House Republicans’ Happy Marriage | Capitol Quip


House Republicans have chosen a new majority leader and whip, setting up a more stable leadership team for the remainder of the 113th Congress. Right? That brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • EJRotert

    Our offspring won’t be able to read, but it’s a trade-off we had to make.

  • Ed Beck

    Republicans dig that no means yes!

  • EJRotert

    I know — but they had shotguns.

  • Ed Beck

    Ok, ok, I’ll blast some Ted Nugent tunes!

  • virgie

    I’ve been trying to trade the Forex for years now and never could make money. I found a website called Bionic Traders which is having a special right now purchased all their videos got some help from the support and now I’m doing my own trading and making money. I will never go back to trading the Forex ever again!

  • L. Camino

    Sit back and enjoy the ride!

  • L. Camino

    Just because we’ve embraced the Tea Party doesn’t mean they’re suitable for the limo.

  • jlee

    I feel like a mullet. Business in the front; party in the back.

  • nb_ok

    You can steer the front but you can’t control the rear end.

  • EJRotert

    Yet another vehicle that deserves a recall.

  • Honest Abe

    The Party of Mullet: Business in Front, Party in the Back.

  • Lars K.

    Just because they are along for the ride doesn’t mean I have to get in the bed with them.

  • stafford123

    We may be the leadership, but they keep trying to steer from back there!

  • EJRotert

    The best man? Donald Sterling, of course.

  • Suzanne

    The wheels are finally off the (Republican Party) bus

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    I’m so glad we legalized THIS marriage!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Can we divorce the guys in the back?

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    You just can’t pick your in-laws.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Relax! We have someone riding shotgun.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Another shotgun wedding on Capitol Hill.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    It’s “For better or for worse”, John.

  • pericles9

    “Sister wives…”

  • pericles9

    And now, a NEW season of “Dysfunctional Family Ties!”

  • pericles9

    Nice two-toned vehicle! Looks like orange IS the new BLACK!

  • pericles9

    “Yer gonna have ta drag this pitchfork from my cold, conservative fists!”

  • pericles9

    Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!

  • EJRotert

    And Bill Clinton thought he had the Bubba market cornered.

  • Beerslayer

    If you’ve got crap on your boots, you can’t ride in the cab…. OR we’ll spend more money doing this remodel job on the limo than on TANF

  • Beerslayer

    The Boehner Boys try to make the Clampetts feel welcome.

  • Royce Gibson

    The “Beast of Boehner” – No Smoking Allowed (it’s a rental)

  • rick

    Business in the front, (Tea) Party in the back.

  • Hannah

    You wouldn’t believe the gas mileage we get with all this hot air

  • PasoFinoCA

    Talk about a Stretch: Limo Rinos wed Sedan Purists.

  • EJRotert

    Available in dealership showrooms soon — especially if people buy this.

  • S. Crim

    These guys STILL don’t know we’re taking them for a ride…

  • Ed Beck

    B…M…S…, careful partygoers, our trio suffers from the “Bitchy Men Syndrome!”

  • LZ126

    And you wonder why we don’t let them into the passenger compartment!

  • LZ126

    Who says Republicans are against hybrid vehicles?

  • LZ126

    It’s the only way we could get them to move in the same direction.

  • LZ126

    Them? We’re fueled by their anger!

  • LZ126

    Hey!!! Who stole my steering wheel?!?

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