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April 17, 2014

I Have (Five) Speeches | Capitol Quip

I Have (Five) Speeches | Capitol Quip

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. EDT Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • How about “I have a tempered aspiration?”
  • Mr. President, You have the wrong speech! I gave you the “Blame Republicans” speech!
  • How about “I have a drone?”
  • No, no, not THAT one!
  • Mr. President, wait! That is your March Madness bracket, not your March on Washington speech!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Sept. 2 and in the following day’s print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • A. Writer

    How about “I have a drone?”

  • tealeclipse

    tempered aspiration

  • jlee

    How about “I have a drone?”

  • BL

    Mr. President, wait! That is your March Madness bracket, not your March on Washington speech!

  • Margo Heegeman

    march madness

  • Roberta

    Mr. President, Wait!

  • c p

    I have a dream that some day presidencies will be judged by
    the content of the speeches, and not by the character who gives them.

  • MarqusW

    How about “I have a tempered aspiration?”

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