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December 21, 2014

Is Sebelius Ready for Another Rollout? | Capitol Quip

Is Sebelius Ready for Another Rollout? | Capitol Quip

Will she or won’t she? That was the question for Kathleen Sebelius, former Kansas governor, Health and Human Services secretary and potential Senate candidate back in the Sunflower State. That brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • Delanne

    Would you vote for me? I can help fix Obamacare!

  • Joe

    If you want your Senator, you can keep him under my plan.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Let me try this again…

  • L. Camino

    I’mmmm baaaaack!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Let’s see if I can get this up and running before the election.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    If at first you don’t succeed…

  • L. Camino

    Kansians…let me do for you what I did for Obamacare.

  • pericles9

    I already hit the esc key; it worked!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    With my experience, being in the Senate should be a breeze!

  • emille4

    I am here to claim SUCCESS!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    You just push this little button here, and you’re ready to…oops!..start over.

  • Kara

    Got healthcare? Vote Sebelius.

  • Kara

    You don’t need to be computer savvy to be a Senator

  • Wis. Guy

    I’m getting my web site ready, the 2020 elections will be here before you know it.

  • Kara

    I’m going to need an extension on that campaign deadline

  • Tom

    This site can handle the internet traffic of ALL my campaign supporters….Obama and me!

  • Tom

    Look at the wires shaped like male genitals under my desk, not at the website.

  • pericles9

    I have my own wobble-head!

  • pericles9

    Still waiting on my copy of “Senate for Dummies.”

  • pericles9

    (What state am I in?)

  • Ed Beck

    Sure… I’ll spell Kansas, RED!

  • Ed Beck

    There’s no place like home…

  • Ed Beck

    Yes! Definitely! Emoji symbols are planned for the finished product.

  • EJRotert

    What’s the matter with Kansas? Just wait.

  • Ed Beck

    I’m well aware that timing is crucial when coordinating website availability and a winning campaign.

  • Kyle Richard

    Might as well get George McGovern’s campaign manager and the guy who tried to get square wheels to work! I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch!

  • Kara

    Well, I’ve got some extra time on my hands now!

  • Mike Z

    You’ll be able to contribute to my campaign the same way you’d shop for a plane ticket on Kayak or a TV on Amazon. Maybe not in time for this election, but surely by 2016!

  • EJRotert

    Oh, give me a home, where the buffalo roam,
    Where the deer and the antelope play,
    Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word
    And the websites are not hung up all day

  • Kara

    Please be patient my campaign is experiencing technical difficulties

  • S. Crim

    This is one exchange I REALLY want to work!

  • EJRotert

    Topeka, we have a problem.

  • No5thDown

    But somehow we have 7.1 million donors and volunteers!

  • EJRotert

    Comes with the territory. I wouldn’t exchange a thing.

  • EJRotert

    Believe me: There’ll be no speeding through this construction zone.

  • LZ126

    All you need to do is to click “enter” and . . . . Hey! A page is missing!!!

  • LZ126

    They did such a good job with Healthcare.gov that I asked them to create my new website!

  • LZ126

    And if you like your incumbent Senator, you can keep him. Period.

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