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Mitt Romney Campaign Needs Music, This Guy Answers Call
Posted at 4:12 p.m. on July 23, 2012
Apparently, presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s campaign needs music.
This American has answered the call with “Mitt Romney, A Hero in My Mind.” Watch it now and your day will automatically be wonderful — whoa, whoa. (Lyrics after the jump.)
“Whoa, whoa, whoa —,” cried the eagle to the world below.
“Wake up, friend,
Can’t you see we’re at the end?”
Wars, and rumors of war
Look out for the signs he gave.
Jesus gave. Are you saved?
If you keep your wig-trimed (??) you’ll be safe.
You’ll go with him.
World War III, that’s Obama’s plan for you and me.
What a crock.
It’s the only hope he’s got.
He can’t be elected on his record.
It’s a crime. He should resign.
That’s why I’m
Voting for Mitt Romney
He’s a hero in my mind.
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