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February 11, 2016

Mooving Right Along, on Capitol Quip


 Cliven Bundy is hot now, proving that all you have to do to become an icon is not pay your grazing fees and have some interesting views on job training! That brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • EJRotert

    I’m not on welfare because my cows are grazing without charge on federal land — my cows are.

  • EJRotert

    Come on, now! Let’s get along my little welfare doggies.

  • Kara

    The Constitution specifically states that white men own everything.

  • EJRotert

    My cows always wanted to graze at Mount Rushmore. I had no beef about it.

  • Ed Beck

    Rushmore Today, The White House Lawn Tomorrow!

  • Ed Beck

    I’ve Been Chiseling The People Longer Than It Took To Make Those Guys!

  • Booberry

    America, home of the brave and free for the taking.

  • EJRotert

    They haven’t said anything about my cows grazing on federal land, so why should you?

  • EJRotert

    I’m not being subsidized by the government through free grazing land — and I’m calling for Roll Call to retract this cartoon.

  • Henry Vargashie

    I heard Jim Cramer is behind the
    website Gold Trading Academy now, I don’t know if that’s true but I’m a member
    there and I’m learning to trade from them there course material is excellent
    and so is their support. I can recommend them if anybody is interested in
    learning to trade like I am.

  • L. Camino

    I do not recognize the Federal government! Turns out though……they recognize me!

  • John

    Since I don’t recognize the Federal government who’s flag is this?

  • Lars K.

    I do not recognize the existence of irony, integrity, or intelligence either.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    We’re bullish on America!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    This WAS Congress’s horse, but they don’t seem to quite be on board, here!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    This is our governemnt without proper leadership. Them cows is competin’ with mine!

  • vcarnevale

    These guys can’t tell me where my cattle can graze!!

  • c p

    Stolen grazing builds character — it’s government subsidies that will ruin ya!

  • Ed Beck

    Lawn-Care `A la All American Businessman!

  • Lars K.

    I support our liberty to freely feed off of irony.

  • EJRotert

    Ya caught me! I’ll be headed home now — south by southwest, of course.

  • LZ126

    “I’m shocked, shocked, that the Federal goverment wants to intrude on my private life!”
    “Your grazing rights, Mr. Bundy?”
    “Oh, thank you, thank you very much.”

  • LZ126

    I’m against all forms of government welfare! With the exception of grazing rights, of course.

  • LZ126

    Racist?!? If y’all noticed, some of my herd are cattle of color!

  • LZ126

    Those Federal bureaucrats can take these heads back to DC, where they belong!

  • JosefJohann

    These grazing fees are killing me… How do you think Donald Sterling feels about the rodeo?

    • JosefJohann

      Bunkersville ‘Clip-Cloppers’ has a certain ring to it.

  • S. Crim

    Hey! Who moved my trough?

  • Tommy Parton

    They’re full of it so why shouldn’t my cattle deserve the same accomodation..!!

  • Ed Beck

    Resistant Vegetarians Are Bad For Business!

  • EJRotert

    I refuse to kowtow to the federal government.

  • EJRotert

    I won’t be cowed into sacrificing my right to graze on federal lands.

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