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October 25, 2014

Obama’s Olympic Effort | Capitol Quip

 Obamas Olympic Effort | Capitol Quip

What happens when you decide to go it alone, without Congress? President Barack Obama will soon find out, but there’s no reason not to make a few predictions with this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • Booberry

    The agony of defeat.

  • Booberry

    From Russia with love.

  • Booberry

    Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

  • Booberry

    Wax on, wax off.

  • Booberry

    Who’s saying?

  • Booberry

    Putin on the Ritz.

  • Booberry

    It’s all downhill from here.

  • Booberry

    I don’t need the polls, either.

  • L. Camino

    I hope I don’t land on the Supreme Court building! There’s no need for them to get involved in this Constitutional quagmire.

  • Mike Z

    I don’t think I can medal with only a phone and a pen!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    I’ve heard of having your HANDS tied, but REALLY!?

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Where’s Eddie the Eagle when you need him?

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    It’s a slippery slope, all right!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Maybe I should have gone to Sochi after all!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    It’s a looooong way down!

  • Bill Seedyke

    Latest event: Marathon X-Games

  • Ed Beck

    Congress is bound to feel the weight of my freestyle reform.

  • EJRotert

    Tied up like this, I’m not Russian to get anywhere.

  • EJRotert

    Oh, the agony of da feet!

  • EJRotert

    Maybe it is time for a woman’s run at this!

  • EJRotert

    I’m bound to make this landing.

  • EJRotert

    Different hill, same bindings.

  • EJRotert

    Did they say, `Try to keep your tips up,’ or, `Try to keep your quips up?’

  • S. Crim

    After I do this, watch me ace the Poll Vault!

  • pericles9

    Higher than Radel; hug me, diCaprio!

  • LZ126

    At least I’ve got them BOTH pointing in the same direction!

  • LZ126

    We started off well together – it’s the landing I’m worried about.

  • KMH

    Uh-oh. I just remembered that ski jumping was the image for “agony of defeat” and not “trhrill of victory”!

  • LZ126

    I can see Russia from my front perch!!!

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