The teams in the Senate Softball League’s Division 5 are one big disappointment to Bill Christian, the division’s softball commissioner, who signs off as “The Commish aka Major Payne.”
The series of intensely capitalized emails began back in May, when the Commish just wanted to get the softball schedule nailed down. It all began normally enough.
“Dear D5 Teams,” wrote the Commish. “First of all, please accept my apologies for the delay in reaching out to y’all. As you know (from the rules), we’re already a little behind on getting all of the Teams’ schedules in — this is a necessary step so that you can then report your own wins without having to count on me to do it.
“Secondly, I’m granting a bit of a reprieve,” he continued. “Since I’ll be out of the country until Monday, May 21st, you have a bit more time to get those schedules in to me. BUT, I really must have those by the time I return.” Full story