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July 11, 2013

D.C.’s Newest Chef: 9-Year-Old Noah Koch

D.C. may have found its newest food critic.

Noah Koch, the 9-year-old winner of the White House’s Let’s Move! national nutritious food contest, wowed congressional staffers today at the second Healthy on the Hill event, aimed at promoting a healthy, plant-based diet.

Koch, who won the contest with his Vegan Powerhouse Pesto Pasta recipe, even explained what was wrong with the picture posted alongside his recipe.

D.C.s Newest Chef: 9 Year Old Noah Koch

“The picture is incorrect,” Koch told more than 120 staffers gathered in Rayburn. “First of all, the pesto was supposed to be very thick, and as you see on the picture there is very little pesto. The spinach is supposed to be cut up by blender, which you see is whole, and then there’s Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top, which I do not like and which does not fit vegan. And then the tomatoes are not supposed to be cut up; they’re supposed to be little cherry tomatoes.”

Koch also told the audience about his healthy lifestyle, and how he has never eaten his school’s cafeteria food.

“I run 5ks,” Koch said. “My family … they eat healthy just like me, but my friends in school aren’t as healthy and as physical as me.”

The Maine resident, who has cooked with his parents since he was 2, won a trip to the White House for his recipe and met President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama at the White House Kids’ State Dinner on Tuesday.

Titan Arum Set to Stink Up Botanic Garden

Staffers in need a break from the toxicity of partisan politicking and the now-daily downpours should boogie their way down to the Botanic Garden for a breath of not-so-fresh air: the manifestation of the infamous “corpse flower.”

Titan Arum Set to Stink Up Botanic Garden

The Titan Arum is set to bloom at the U.S. Botanic Garden no later then Saturday, July 13. The flower, which is from the rainforest of Indonesia, only blooms once in several years and can go as long as a decade before blooming. Once fully open, it will remain in bloom for 24 to 48 hours. The last time the garden had one bloom was in 2007. (Douglas Graham/CQ Roll Call)

Per the USBG, the fabled flower, which breezed into town this morning, only blooms for around 48 hours.

But once it opens up, look out.

“Its putrid smell is most potent during peak bloom at night into the early morning. The odor is often compared to the stench of rotting flesh,” botanists warn, noting that the signature stink is like a beacon designed to “attract pollinators, such as dung and carrion beetles, from across long distances.”

The plant last came around in 2007. So if you can’t wait another six years to fill your nostrils with eau de decay, head down to the climate-controlled conservatory ASAP.

July 10, 2013

One Last Go-Round on Egypt | Capitol Quip

So, we don’t often do this, but we’d like to keep the comments section open for a few more hours on our Egypt Capitol Quip cartoon contest.

Since we first submitted the cartoon for your consideration, the situation on the ground in Egypt has gotten a bit more dire, with violence, loss of life and much controversy in Washington over how to even classify what happened.

So take a look again and use the extra time to submit a caption offering if you like. We value your input and want to see as wide an array of entries as possible. We’ll keep things open until 3 p.m. EDT on Thursday, then issue a set of finalists for you all to vote on until Friday morning.

One Last Go Round on Egypt | Capitol Quip

By Jason Dick Posted at 7:48 p.m.
Capitol Quip

Suffer the Summer Interns

As if being obliged to work for free weren’t enough of a slap in the face, congressional interns might now be stripped of one of their few perks: access to staff-only entrances around the Capitol.

Congressional employees, as a whole, have already had to scramble to find open doorways after Capitol Hill police cut back on security checkpoints in the wake of sequestration.

But a fellow hack told HOH she spotted a green-badged aide attempting to work his way into the Cannon House Office Building, only to be redirected to the line designated for the general public.

The office of the Senate Sergeant at Arms said there’s been no change in policy regarding interns (good news!), but the House Sergeant at Arms did not respond to queries regarding any recent decisions (uh-oh).

Welcome to D.C. (Now get to the back of line!)

The Smooth Sounds of Radio Dan Coats

We can’t say for sure whether Sen. Dan Coats, who spent the early part of the last decade serving his country as ambassador to Germany, definitively left his heart in der Fatherland.

But we can confirm that he’s still sinking a few bucks into the joint.

Per his latest batch of financial disclosures, the Indiana Republican has a piece of Berlin-based Radio Paradiso, an easy-listening station determined to make life, well, easier.

“Radio Paradiso is Berlin’s only wellness-based radio station and connects with listeners between the ages of 30 and 49, who are trapped in the rat race. Let this station take the stress away and bring some peace and quiet to your life!” the FM broadcaster boasts online.

Team Coats confirmed that the boss used to tune in — “It was a Christian station … when he lived in Germany,” an aide told HOH — but suggested he’s more likely to scan SiriusXM these days.

The current RP playlist hopscotches across several decades (from ’70s to ’90s) and various musical genres, though the program appears to skew toward nice, soft tuneage.

Here’s just a sampling of what Coats’ investment feeds German listeners:

Madonna — “Secret”

No shame in being down with Madge. Full story

Female Hill Staffers Prep for Empowering Weekend

Slackers of both sexes: Consider yourselves warned.

While some of you may still be sleeping one off/just rolling out of bed this Saturday, a crowd of career-minded women will be hard at work piecing together their roadmap to future success at the Women’s Congressional Staff Association’s fourth annual leadership conference.

The mentoring fest, scheduled to take place from 9:30 a.m. to 3:15 p.m. in room HVC 215 of the Capitol Visitor Center, promises a host of in-depth discussions with powerful ladies from both on and off Capitol Hill.

Admission costs $20 and prospective attendees must RSVP (currently on wait list) to gain entry.

“It’s all about getting a lot of great advice from women on both sides of the aisle,” congressional flack and WCSA events co-chairwoman Sabrina Singh said of the bipartisan bull sessions.

Full story

Giuliani Flies the Yankee Flag at Boston Hearing

Say this for former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani: He bleeds Yankee blue. Giuliani sported a wristband with his beloved baseball team’s “NY” logo at Wednesday’s House Homeland Security Committee hearing on assessing terrorist threats in the wake of the Boston Marathon bombings.

Giuliani Flies the Yankee Flag at Boston Hearing

Giuliani showed his true colors at the hearing. (Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call)

In his remarks to the committee, the former mayor told members, “So, in order to confront this threat effectively, we must purge ourselves of the practice of political correctness when it interferes with out rational and intellectually honest analysis.” He went on to denounce political correctness at length in his testimony.

Giuliani certainly was practicing what he preached. After the April 15 explosions at the Boston race, people from all over, including other American League East towns, voiced their support for the beleaguered hub by putting up signs that read “We Are Boston” and “Boston Strong,” frequently accompanied with the Boston Red Sox capital “B.” At a hearing about the Boston tragedy, anyone would have felt the pressure to go along with such sentiment.

So hats off to the Yankee fan for not giving in to political correctness. He showed up adorned with the gear of every Boston baseball fan’s archnemesis. Some rivalries never let up.

July 9, 2013

Lunching Like a King in ‘This Town’

Local media is up in arms about the dismissive treatment of D.C. dining — harshing most fiercely on our pizza and sandwiches corps — in reviews of Mark Leibovich’s bubble-bursting tell-all, “This Town.”

We were more fascinated by this not-so-subtle jab David Shribman, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette executive editor and former D.C. bureau chief for the Boston Globe, slipped into his New York Times review of the too-cool tome:

“Mr. Leibovich will never be able to have lunch in This Town again, not that there is a respectable nonexpense-account lunch to be had in those precincts.”

Come again?

This town (couldn’t help it) is flush with amazing dining opportunities that won’t necessarily burn a hole in your pocket.

In the spirit of helping Shribman score a decent meal the next time he’s around, here’s a handful of crazy good, sit-down meals for less than $27.95 — the cost of Leibovich’s scathing score-settler. Full story

Bob Filner’s Breakup

Bob Filner’s Breakup

(Warren Rojas/CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)

Bronwyn Ingram, formerly attached at the hip to Mayor of San Diego Bob Filner, has reportedly cut ties with the fiery tempered, former 10-term congressman.

According to ABC 10 News, Ingram, whom Filner had taken to introducing as the “First Lady of San Diego,” broke off their nearly 18th month engagement due to a souring of their situation.

“I am extremely disappointed and heartbroken, both for what Team First Lady could have accomplished, and for me, personally; however, this is the only action I can take given the devolvement of our personal relationship,” Ingram relayed to friends.

Filner’s office did not respond to requests for comment about the sudden parting of ways.

Their union would have marked the third walk down the aisle for the twice-divorced pol and the second leap of faith by Ingram.

Congressional Hopeful Brent Roske Views Gig as a Two-Person Job

“Chasing the Hill” director Brent Roske is done playing pretend politics.

Congressional Hopeful Brent Roske Views Gig as a Two Person Job

(Courtesy Brent Roske)

He wants to give the real thing a go.

“I’m throwing my hat in the ring. And, God forbid I actually get elected, I feel I could effect some real change,” the neophyte candidate, who plans to run for a House seat as an independent, told HOH.

But rather than swoop in and just assume he knows everything there is to know about life on Capitol Hill, the first-time challenger says he would love to find a way to keep his opponent, 20-term Rep. Henry A. Waxman, D-Calif., around for at least a little while. Full story

Team Englewright’s Curious Reading Habits

We get that a fledgling web series that treats working in Congress with all the reverence would-be NYC Comptroller Eliot Spitzer previously showed his marital vows would want to align itself with fellow new kids on the media block.

But we’re a bit perplexed by the consumption habits over at “Cap South.”

Team Englewright’s Curious Reading Habits

(Screenshot)

Full story

July 8, 2013

John Dingell Google-Glasses Himself

Congress’s longest-serving member, Rep. John D. Dingell, D-Mich., can now find his favorite Chinese restaurant using only a pair of glasses.

Google stopped by Dingell’s office three weeks ago to show the 29-term congressman one of its newest products, Google Glass. Dingell, who turned 87 today, posted a video of his Glass experience on his Facebook page, saying near the end of the 55-second video, “This is quite a machine.”

Google, which has an office in the congressman’s district in Ann Arbor, Mich., launched Google Glass last June at Google I/O 2012, using skydivers and other extreme sport athletes to showcase the product’s capabilities.

Check out Dingell’s Google experience below:

Michigan Democrats Dance on McCotter’s Political Grave

It’s been more than a year since ex-Rep. Thaddeus McCotter, R-Mich., was obliged to quit Congress amidst a career implosion that called into question the incumbent’s ability to do simple paperwork.

Still, Democratic operatives in the Wolverine State can’t help but keep rehashing the past in hope of undermining Republican hopeful Terri Lynn Land’s bid for the seat being vacated by Democratic Sen. Carl Levin.

Whereas they at least put together a somewhat clever ditty about McCotter’s re-election woes the last time around, the grudge match against Land features some of the least entertaining (some are downright boring) e-cards we’ve ever seen:

Michigan Democrats Dance on McCotter’s Political Grave

(Courtesy Michigan Democratic Party)

Michigan Democrats Dance on McCotter’s Political Grave

(Courtesy Michigan Democratic Party)

Michigan Democrats Dance on McCotter’s Political Grave

(Courtesy Michigan Democratic Party)

Michigan Democrats Dance on McCotter’s Political Grave

(Courtesy Michigan Democratic Party)

Michigan Democrats Dance on McCotter’s Political Grave

(Courtesy Michigan Democratic Party)

We get that it’s a full-contact sport, guys.

But at least try to have some fun with it.

Twyman to Waters: Get Pope to Purge Capitol Hill

Pray at the Pump founder Rocky Twyman wants fellow demon-decrier Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., to formally join the cause and help him bring Pope Francis to Washington, D.C., for a full-scale exorcism of the Capitol.

Twyman was impressed by Waters’ fiery 2012 speech to the California Democratic Party convention, an off-the-cuff oratory in which she denounced Speaker John A. Boehner, R-Ohio, and House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, R-Va., as “demons” and accused the GOP of dooming the entire country.

In his letter prodding her to procure an invite for Francis to the annual Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Prayer Breakfast (Sept. 21), Twyman praises Waters for so brazenly speaking her mind then — and implores her not to hold her tongue now.

“The sequestration, upcoming debt ceiling fights and stubborn high unemployment are a result of spirits of evil spirits infiltrating Congress and the White House. The politicians have failed to heal these serious wounds and we now need divine intervention,” Twyman said.

Full story

Costumed Kids, Moms Herding Into Hart

Fired-up moms, bedecked in bovine gear no less, plan to mass in the Hart Senate Office Building at 10:30 a.m. Tuesday before stomping into members’ offices to stump for expanded gun control laws.

The expected 40-odd participants in the MomsRising lobbying day will be canvassing Congress to express their support for the background check legislation originally advanced by Sens. Joe Manchin III, D-W.Va., and Patrick J. Toomey, R-Pa., that was ultimately defeated by the full Senate in April.

Costumed Kids, Moms Herding Into Hart

(Courtesy MomsRising)

The group aims to huddle with Manchin-Toomey supporters and potential swing votes, dropping off novelty key chains along the way urging lawmakers to “get mooo-ving on gun safety.”

Confidence is low that the goofy keepsakes will sway pols more than, say, the millions of dollars the National Rifle Association has poured into campaign coffers or the vote-scoring threats issued by gun-friendly conservative groups.

But they do reclaim some of the cute-bovine meme from the conservative-leaning Chick-fil-A crowd.

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