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July 30, 2013

John Yarmuth Eulogizes His Cat

On a day when some on Capitol Hill were busy trying to connect with the animal kingdom, Rep. John Yarmuth had to say goodbye to one of his whiskered buddies.

The Kentucky Democrat broke the news about the passing of Rice, his 13-year-old cat, via Facebook.

“Rice was a dedicated family man, close adviser, and friend to virtually any visitor to the Yarmuth home,” Yarmuth said of his cherished companion. A Yarmuth aide told HOH the beloved pet died of natural causes.

The cat, who was apparently named after NFL receiving legend Jerry Rice, seems to have been an integral part of Yarmuth’s existence. Full story

Cloture Club’s Ready for Recess

Cloture Club’s Ready for Recess

(Courtesy Cloture Club)

The merry-makers at Cloture Club want to help you kick off the so-close-you-can-almost-taste-it August recess with a bang — that bang being a whole mess of fancy booze and an incriminating photo booth coupled together for their “Summer Bash” soiree.

The all-night rager (RSVP via Facebook) is scheduled to take place Thursday, 7 p.m.-??? at 201 Bar (201 Massachusetts Ave. NE).

Featured stress-busters include: $5 imports (Stella Artois, Hoegaarden, Leffe Blonde) and craft drafts  (Goose Island), $5 Cointreau-laced beverages (Rickeys, Cosmos), $4 house wines and craft bourbons, select tastings of WhistlePig straight rye whiskey (free for VIP guests) and free movie passes.

Here’s to making memories (and perhaps headlines in HOH).

Pet Lobby Brings Congress to Its Knees

Pet Lobby Brings Congress to Its Knees

Rep. Lois Capps greets Marley, a beagle mix, and handler Kelly Andrews of the Prince George’s County Animal Shelter during an American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and Congressional Animal Protection Caucus event in the Cannon Building. (Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call File Photo)

For once, all the barking and screeching on Capitol Hill was coming from real animals rather than rabid political types.

The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals got members and their congressional aides to forget party differences and join together in “ooohing” and “aaahing” for hours Tuesday during their second annual “Paws for Celebration!”, a pet adoption fest featuring ready-to-race-you-home critters currently cared for by various local animal shelters and rescue organizations.

An ASPCA spokeswoman said previous adoption outreach efforts on the Hill — the inaugural “Paws” gathering in 2012 and a Valentine’s-themed version earlier this year — have resulted in almost two dozen adoptions by staffers. Full story

New York Times Journalist Played Softball Game on Torn Hamstring

Jill-y, don’t be a hero.

Jill Agostino, the short fielder for the Bad News Babes softball team, injured her leg four days before the annual Congressional Women’s Softball Game in late June but played in the game anyway. HOH has learned that the injury was far more extensive than initially thought — a torn hamstring — and Agostino is prepping for outpatient surgery.

New York Times Journalist Played Softball Game on Torn Hamstring

Agostino, reaching for a fly ball during the June softball game, played with a torn hamstring. (Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call File Photo)

Whether Agostino, an editor for The New York Times’ Washington bureau, would play was a source of anxiety for team leadership ahead of the game. Her captains repeatedly encouraged her to play only if the injury was not serious and to “not be a hero.”

Full story

PSA: Free Cupcakes on the Hill From Ford Motor Co.

 

PSA: Free Cupcakes on the Hill From Ford Motor Co.

(Courtesy Stephanie Lundberg)

To commemorate what would have been original hot rodder Henry Ford’s 150th birthday, Ford Motor Co. is treating Congress — as well as anyone in the general vicinity of the Capitol South Metro stop — to free cupcakes.

The promotion is being run in conjunction with motorized snack slingers Curbside Cupcakes, which will be distributing 1,400 cupcakes — 700 at Cap South and another 700 around Metro Center — today between noon and 2 p.m.

The giveaway is limited to one per person, with a choice of red velvet or vanilla bean. Curbside is also running a trivia contest via its Twitter account.

An event promoter said Rep. Dan Kildee, D-Mich., is expected to pop by for part of the festivities, and held out hope that other members of the Michigan delegation would also be able to attend.

The company is hoping to sweeten the deal by hauling out a 1909 Model T for antique car lovers to gawk at.

July 29, 2013

President Obama Stumps for Weenies

The San Francisco Giants’ swing through the White House on Monday teed up a presidential plug for a plump and juicy frank.

While conferring with the 2012 World Series-winning ballplayers, President Barack Obama congratulated the champs not only for clinching the championship, but also for swinging for the fences on the sustainable dining front.

“I’m proud to announce that next season they’re planning to turn the center field bleachers at AT&T Park into what’s believed to be the first ever edible garden in a major American sports facility. With rows of kale and strawberries and eggplant, the Giants are going to help encourage local youth to eat healthy — even at the ballpark,” Obama told reporters.

First Lady Michelle Obama has been leading by example on a gorge-yourself-on-greenery campaign, carving out space on the White House lawn for a functional kitchen garden that’s become the fount of many a state dinner.

Insatiable fast-food fan Barack, however, made sure to alert folks that even FLOTUS would approve of dialing back dietary restrictions while enjoying America’s pastime. Full story

Where Are They Now? Scandalized Ex-Members Resigned Mostly to Obscurity

You gotta admire ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner’s moxie.

The New York Democrat is refusing to bow out of his improbable bid to claim the keys to Gracie Mansion — a vanity project that appears to have all but been destroyed after another round of embarrassing sexting stories. Weiner’s latest episode was perpetrated under the dynamite pseudonym “Carlos Danger” and surfaced last week.

Having already resigned one post, Weiner appears disinclined to throw in the towel again. Moreover, unlike most of the other scandalized pols who have fled the Capitol over the past decade, Weiner is refusing to let go of the spotlight. (There’s always talk radio.)

Here’s a quick recap of where some of the most damaged former lawmakers who ditched their seats stand today:

Where Are They Now? Scandalized Ex Members Resigned Mostly to Obscurity

(Tom Williams/CQ Roll Call)

Weiner: resigned from Congress in June 2011 after getting caught tweeting pics of his junk to online paramours. He laid low before delving into his current race and is struggling to stay on message now that post-resignation sexting has once again called his character into question. Full story

Barney Frank’s Twitter Attracts Truly Colorful Characters

Barney Frank’s Twitter Attracts Truly Colorful Characters

(Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

After much poking and prodding, former Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., has finally acquiesced to public calls for him to join the Twittersphere.

The wordy wonk admitted to HOH that he had not, until very recently, completely grasped the myriad benefits of the microblogging service, choosing to reserve his verbose rants for more traditional media outlets.

But all that changed last week, when Frank took control of the long dormant @BarneyFrank account a cyber-squatter had been sitting on.

“If there were any followers, they were at a great distance,” Frank said of the account, which he said Twitter had effectively deactivated because of sustained inactivity. Full story

Take Five: Ami Bera

It’s time again for Take Five, when HOH talks with a member of Congress about topics relatively unrelated to legislative work.

This week, Rep. Ami Bera, D-Calif., talks about the serenity of waterfront spots, as well as the similarities of two capital cities.

Q. What, if any, successes are you most proud of in your term in Congress so far?

A. I’ve only been in Congress since January, but I’m proud of the work I’ve done with my colleagues to start to create a sense of bipartisanship in the House. Our freshman class gets along very well, both Democrats and Republicans, and I think over time this class is really going to leave its mark on Congress. I’m also proud to be a co-chair of the No Labels Problem Solvers coalition, a group of members from both parties who are working together to try to break through partisan gridlock.

Q. As a congressional representative, you obviously don’t have “normal” work hours. Are you planning to take a break over the recess?

A. During August, I have several events planned in my Sacramento County district. Among the many things I’ll be doing are Congress on Your Corner meetings with constituents, a veterans resource fair and town hall to help our vets get the services they need, an event with local business leaders and our local Chamber of Commerce, and several back to school events. In addition to time in the district, I’ll also be traveling to India and Israel to deepen my understanding of the U.S. relations with these key allies and to promote trade and economic development in the Sacramento region.

Q. What is something people would be surprised to know about you?

A. I love the outdoors. I’m an avid fisherman and love to get out on the water when I can. I also love backpacking and going on summer backpacking trips. Most people also may not know I’m the only Unitarian Universalist in Congress and only the third Indian-American ever elected to Congress.

Q. Do you play or follow a particular sport or sports?

A. I played basketball all through high school. Now I golf and snowboard when I can, which is not often. And when I’m back home, I spend a lot of time swimming.

Q. What is your favorite place in D.C. that reminds you of home?

A. I love to walk along the Potomac River. Sacramento is the River City and there are many great waterfront spots in my district. Being on the water is incredibly peaceful and it’s one of the most beautiful aspects of both Washington, D.C., and the Sacramento region.

July 28, 2013

Keeping Watch on Obamacare | Capitol Quip

Keeping Watch on Obamacare | Capitol Quip

On guard!

Republicans have staked out a hard position on Obamacare, with some senators threatening to try to shut down the government if the health care law is not defunded and political operatives stating it will be a keystone issue in the 2014 elections. So tell us what’s on the mind of the folks targeting the law in the comments section of our Heard on the Hill blog. Editors will pick five finalists on July 31, and everyone can vote for the winner until the afternoon of Aug. 1 on the HOH blog.

To check out past winners, go to pinterest.com/rollcalldc/capitol-quip.

By Jason Dick Posted at 7:45 p.m.
Capitol Quip

Think About It, Sneetches | Capitol Quip

Think About It, Sneetches | Capitol Quip

Thanks to the many readers who contributed captions for last week’s Capitol Quip contest. Here’s the winning entry as voted by readers of Heard on the Hill.

The winner will receive a signed color print suitable for framing from Roll Call cartoonist R.J. Matson. And check out our past winners on Pinterest.

July 26, 2013

Lincoln Memorial Gets Slimed

Seriously? Green splat on the Lincoln Memorial?

The splatter of green paint on the ground of the statue and flanking Lincoln’s left side puzzled the United States Park Police, who traced the vandalism to early Friday morning.

Maybe The Hulk went for a run and its his sweat the authorities found? Doubtful. The last time he was seen, in “Iron Man 3,” he seemed pretty sleepy. Alien slime? Unlikely, although the Corcoran’s exhibit, Ellen Harvey: The Alien’s Guide to the Ruins of Washington, D.C., suggest aliens are keeping on eye on things.

Maybe the vandal was inspired by one of the superhero splatter paintings on the Internet? Someone should have told the person it’s all digitally created.

Since honest Abe can’t tell us, the public will have to wait until police finish reviewing surveillance footage.

Anyone going to the Mall should beware of the police tape. The hipster hijinks or misplaced artistic expression or full-on act of vandalism will close the Lincoln Memorial until crews manage to clean up all the green paint.

By Diana Oberoi Posted at 4:37 p.m.
DC, POTUS, ScandalFaced

Recess Destinations for a Curious Congress

It’s that time again! Time for the countdown to recess — ahem, district work period — when members of Congress carefully take the pulse of their constituencies at reasonable and polite town halls, and the invisible hand of the democratic process works its magic.

It’s also a time for raising boatloads of cash if one happens to be running for re-election, touching base with key players in the political process and educating oneself about the issues of the day.

As part of its public service mission, HOH is suggesting some dream destinations for curious members of Congress, places right here in the good old US of A that can provide public servants with a firsthand look at the issues of the day they’ll encounter on Capitol Hill as elected representatives of the people.

Detroit

The Motor City’s recent bankruptcy filing brings into sharp focus a host of issues: urban decay, the degree to which cities can deliver on long-ago promises as demographics change, local control, federal aid for states and municipalities. Once the city that powered America, Detroit now faces the indignity of seeing professional auctioneers check out the paintings in the Detroit Institute of Art. Before throwing down positions, perhaps members of Congress could see firsthand the complex things are.

Nogales, Ariz.

Immigration policy, thanks to the recent Senate debate and Rep. Steve King’s comments about a 1-to-100 ratio of valedictorians to cantaloupe-calved drug mules in the undocumented population, is hot right now. What better way to see what’s going on than to actually visit a bona fide border town? Nogales, Ariz., and Nogales, Sonora, Mexico, are actually divided down International Street, and they offer a more nuanced example of the issues around immigration that one might not find by watching FX’s “The Bridge.”

New York City

The sad truth about modern campaigns is that most members of Congress never really have to fight and claw their way to victory in a wide-open race with twists and turns. Lucky for them, they can visit the Big Apple and see a real political gladiator fest in the mayoral race, starring one of their most distinguished alumni, ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., aka Carlos Danger, the serial sexter. New York hasn’t seen a mayoral Democratic primary like this one since 1977, when then-Rep. Ed Koch, Mario Cuomo, Mayor Abe Beam and then-Rep. Bella Abzug duked it out amid the Summer of Sam.

Fort Hood, Texas

How about a journey to the center of the Lone Star State and one of the largest military bases in the world, with more than 50,000 personnel, to see how the sequester is playing out? Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel and the Joint Chiefs of Staff can traipse up to Capitol Hill to discuss how the sequester is affecting readiness and morale, but how about asking some of the rank and file, as well as their families?

San Diego

Instead of attending some dry HR seminar about sexual harassment, why not head to America’s Finest City, which is a true case study in personnel management, thanks to its hands-on mayor, ex-Rep. Bob Filner.

It’s a big country, Congress! Get out and see it.

Quad-Caucus Members On Board for ‘Fruitvale Station’ Screening

The heads of the minority-led Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus, Congressional Hispanic Caucus, Congressional Black Caucus and Congressional Progressive Caucus have joined Rep. Barbara Lee, D-Calif., in shepherding lawmakers to a July 30 screening of “Fruitvale Station,” Hollywood’s take on the very public killing of Oscar Grant III. Full story

By Warren Rojas Posted at 12:56 p.m.
Flicks, Reps

Happy 24th Birthday to the Greatest Floor Speech of All Time

On this day 24 years ago, a spirited congressman from Illinois named Richard J. Durbin, now the No. 2 Democrat in the Senate, delivered what is unquestionably the greatest diatribe to ever grace the House floor — in defense of the wooden bat.

A young Durbin, still speaking with his strong Illinois accent, (as a Land of Lincoln lady myself, trust me on this; listen for how he says “pajamas” and “Americana”) was so riled up by the cheers of his colleagues as he hit the dramatic crescendo of his speech that he effectively dropped the mic when it was over.

Eat your heart out, Harry Reid, with your tired Davey Johnson metaphors.

“I don’t want to hear about saving trees, any tree in America would gladly give its life for a day of glory at home plate,” Durbin proclaimed. “I don’t know if it will take a constitutional amendment to keep the baseball traditions alive, but if we forsake the great Americana of broken-bat singles and pine tar, we certainly will have lost our way as a nation.”

May we mark this day every year to remember what America is really all about, and that even though it’s unclear who Durbin was addressing with this little ditty, aluminum bats have remained out of professional baseball for decades.

If we don’t take a moment to appreciate the glory that is the Durbin Wooden Bats™ speech now, in the heart of baseball season, then HOH has to ask, “Is nothing sacred?”

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