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February 9, 2016

Parting the Red or Blue Sea | Capitol Quip


It’s that time of the year again, the congressional Super Bowl, better known as the State of the Union. This brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Note that the caption can come from either side of the aisle this week, or both even. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

To see our previous winners, check us out on Pinterest.

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  • niq

    “Parting the two sides was easy with my governing plan–Now I have to avoid being washed away by both.”

  • Booberry

    Go fish.

  • Booberry

    Let my constituents go.

  • Inspire Change

    Crashing the purple sea on the back of America’s workers and children.

  • L. Camino

    This will never come out of the carpet.

  • JAL 1234

    So that’s what happened to the bills were were supposed to pass.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Run through quick, because the second it’s over we’ll be awash in a sea of purple blood!

  • Lars K.

    We, men of Congress speak unto thee: A primary challenge awaits any who walk this parted, middle path.

  • LZ126

    Reagan may have been Teflon, but this guy’s waterproof!

  • LZ126

    And they say WE’RE dividing the country!

  • pericles9

    It’s about time to THINK or “Thwim!”

  • Steve

    Since there’s no escape to the promised land on the other side for taxpayers, how do we keep his hands up so that they don’t get drowned by the returning waters of spending?

  • jlee

    Huh, this divide isn’t as big as they make it out to be.

  • jlee

    The middle is a lonely road.

  • jlee

    Throw your nets in the middle and you will find fish.

  • Mike Z

    Remember when he used to just walk on water?!?!?

  • Epthen

    You first.

  • KMH

    C’mon down, and it should go about as well for you as it did for Pharaoh.

  • Liberalism is Nonsense

    Whether or not someone imposes their will upon someone else is an issue much different from whether or not we can choose wisely among the options before us.

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