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September 23, 2014

PETA to Plant Stripped Down Courtney Stodden Outside Rayburn on Wednesday

A scantily clad Courtney Stodden will feed alterna-weenies to Hill staffers Wednesday, performing her civic duty on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals by serving as the celebrity eye candy for the group’s congressional veggie dog giveaway.

The model/singer/teen divorcee is expected to begin dispensing the meat-free munchies — wearing “nothing but strategically placed lettuce leaves,” per PETA’s media alert — alongside the Independence Avenue-facing entrance to Rayburn promptly at noon.

“Veggie dogs are delicious and kinder to animals, the environment, and our health than artery-clogging, meaty hot dogs are. The choice is easy to make!” Stodden asserted in a release.

PETA has for years paraded around pro-vegetarian ladies — including 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole and pin-up queen Vida Guerra — in an attempt to lure the epicurious away from the American Meat Institute’s widely attended annual hot dog lunch (typically held inside Rayburn on the same day).

PETA to Plant Stripped Down Courtney Stodden Outside Rayburn on Wednesday

(CQ Roll Call File Photo)

After poking around her YouTube archive, it would appear that Stodden’s anti-carnivorous advocacy dates back to at least 2012.

Feel free to probe for more dietary tips Wednesday afternoon.

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  • mwallek

    Geez what processed tripe

    • Rattlerjake

      Nothing like a DUMB BLONDE leading DUMB PETA!

  • 972

    PETA, PETA, PETA. This will do wonders for the reputation of your organization…..

  • peapers

    Stupid is as stupid does.

  • https://twitter.com/laura_lrnzo Laura Lorenzo

    You could drive a four-wheeler between those implants.

  • Francie

    My God-she’s gross. I guess artificial meat is gonna wear artificial meat.

  • Robert

    People thought abolitionists were crazy. The time will come when eating meat obtained from a slaughtered animal is viewed as an act of cruelty no less evil than slavery.

    • rjhollydog

      No it won’t.Maybe the time will come when Vegans realize that they kill too, just not directly.Do you think that field of beans that made your tofu is kept animal-free by accident?Do you honestly believe that animals were not killed to make it a bean field?Do you honestly think the farmers let all of creation into the field for a “free much down” on those beans? Of course not. Bambi and his big and little friends are killed so there will be beans to harvest.

      • Robert

        See “slaughtered animal.” There will always be unfortunate consequences,
        including the death of animals and environmental degradation, that
        occur as a result of human existence, including vegans. That doesn’t
        mean you should just throw up your hands and do nothing. The question is
        whether you will make choices to consume products that deliberately
        inflict the maximum amount of pain and misery on the greatest number of
        animals (food raised in a factory farm), or whether you seek to avoid
        inflicting that pain and misery to the greatest extent possible by
        becoming a vegan.

  • Andiamo P

    PETA cares about animals about as much as George Bush cares about Black People

    • antiliberalcryptonite

      Ignorant.

  • GrenadeCatcher

    should read GO VAG.

  • http://johnnyangeladvocacygroup.net JohnnyAngel Advocacy Group

    Well at least it isn’t Pelosi

  • Jim444

    Are these alterna-weenies going to be full of silicone too?

  • don76550

    Fake boobs

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