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February 11, 2016

Pick From These 5 to Score Obama’s Olympic Jump | Capitol Quip

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • It’s all downhill from here.
  • Different hill, same bindings.
  • After I do this, watch me ace the Poll Vault!
  • Where’s Eddie the Eagle when you need him?
  • I don’t think I can medal with only a phone and a pen!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Sunday and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • Booberry

    It’s all downhill from here.

  • Defend Liberty

    Regardless of collectivist attempts to confuse legitimate government functions with “socialism”, it is important to remember that they are not the same things.

  • Ed Beck

    Different hill, same bindings.

  • MarqusW

    After I do this, watch me ace the Poll Vault!

  • sharon fitzpatrick

    After I do this, watch me ace the Poll Vault!

  • pericles9

    Poll vault…absolutely

  • LZ126

    Different hill, same bindings.

  • disqus_DavidN

    “After I do this, watch me ace the Poll Vault!” is my favorite.

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