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February 9, 2016

Plant Your Caption Here | Capitol Quip


It’s August and members are back in their districts dealing with self-proclaimed “Birther Princesses” at town hall meetings and losing water gun races at state fairs.

Since you’ve heard it all before from these guys, send us your caption for this week’s Capitol Quip. Leave it in the comments section below. If you need inspiration, check out our compilation of how lawmakers have spent their summer vacations.

Editors will pick five finalists Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner until Thursday afternoon. To check out past winners, visit Pinterest.

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Submit your hot tips and juicy gossip. Send us your anonymous tips here

  • S. Crim

    Thank you! That’s the smartest thing anyone in the audience has said today!

  • Defend The Constitution

    Since equality before the law is the only kind of equality compatible with liberty, it is the only type of equality that free countries should pursue.

  • A. Writer

    Yes, you, Sis — I mean Miss.

  • A. Writer

    Now this is what I call a small town!

  • A. Writer

    What would you like to talk about — motherhood or apple pie?

  • Colin Strother

    It’s great to finally meet the person who approves of my work in Congress. Glad you could make it, Mom.

  • Sean

    Hi Mom

  • Lukas

    And now I’ll take some questions from the moderates!

  • jlee

    Does everyone support me in repealing Obamacare?!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Great! That’s what you do when I ask for questions at the meeting this evening. Then you say, “That’s exactly how I feel about immigration reform, Congressman. You have my full support!”

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Ten dollars a head if you can fill the room.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    It will be gratifying to report that 100% of attendees agree with my stance on the issues!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Yes, miss, you may go the little girls’ room now. Just don’t forget to come back.

  • A. Writer

    Give me your phone number and I’ll text you a picture of my… self.

  • A. Writer

    No, this isn’t a taping of “Let’s Make a Deal.”

  • A. Writer

    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, my mother told me to pick the very best one, and that is Y-O-U!

  • Booberry

    I believe there’s another question from Fox News.

  • Delanne

    I only have time for one more question……

  • Larry Kamenec

    Congrats on making it past the screening process, ma’am! Now, how may I pander to your already established agreements with my policies?

  • jlee

    Yes, do you have an approved question I can answer with one of my canned responses?

  • jlee

    For my next answer I will need you to raise your other hand to ensure no recording devices are present.

  • EdKulzer

    Sorry, ma’am, Justin Beiber is definitely not coming out next. No, I cannot dedicate “Beauty And A Beat” to you.

  • A. Writer

    And the door prize winner is…

  • DrConspiracy

    “Yes, a question from the gentleman sitting next to the lady with the flag?”

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