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July 24, 2014

Quite a Hairy Situation | Capitol Quip

Quite a Hairy Situation | Capitol Quip

The five finalists for this week’s caption contest are ready for your votes.

Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. ET Thursday.

Here are this week’s finalists:

  • If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.
  • We’re not shaving until HealthCare.gov works!
  • Look, I really think these bipartisan beards will help us grow the economy.
  • It’s about time we had some growth around here.
  • Has anybody found out if razor burn is covered by the Affordable Care Act?

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Nov. 10 and in the Nov. 12 print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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  • Anneli

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • Bob

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • m141934a

    We’re not shaving until Healthcare.gov works.

  • jlee

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • Shelly Sullivan Nuessle

    Look, I really think these bipartisan beards will help us grow the economy.

  • MarqusW

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • Mike Z

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • CD

    It’s about time we had some growth around here.

  • ph

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • Kelli

    We’re not shaving until HealthCare.gov works!

  • SS

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • GoColts84

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • Diego Luna

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • Aaron Iaria

    If you like your facial hair, you will be able to keep it. Period.

  • Tom

    Has anybody found out if razor burn is covered by the Affordable Care Act?

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