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November 1, 2014

Relax POTUS — Team America’s Got This

President Barack Obama and his military advisers can quit trying to convince folks of the need to put a hurting on Syria.

Relax POTUS — Team Americas Got This

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Our preeminent puppet protectors — Team America: World Police — are evidently well aware of the situation and ready to roll.

And we all know what happens when Team America gets involved:

When they’re done with him, Bashar al-Assad won’t even be fit to be a puppet dictator.

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