In honor of GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum breaking out in the polls (and a special St. Valentine’s Day greeting to our readers!), we here at HOH have decided to do a roundup of all the things on God’s green Earth that Santorum loves: homosexuals, beer and bars.
1. Homosexuals
Santorum has a gay friend.
He also has had gay people work for him. He even went out to dinner with a gay friend!
2. Beer
Santorum loves beer. More than that, he really hearts talking about beer.
3. Bars
Santorum loves going to bars. Here’s a clip of him making the rounds during a football game and chatting people up. They are not loving him back, though.
Crowd @SenatorSnowe's shindig are not effing around; I spy some nearly overflowing martinis and several filled-to-the-brim highball glasses 16 hours ago