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October 23, 2014

Softball: ‘Debbie Is Gonna Make Us Practice in the Rain’

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Fla., is not happy with her softball team’s practice rain-out policy.

Softball: Debbie Is Gonna Make Us Practice in the Rain

Wasserman Schultz, second from left, is not happy with her team’s rain-out policy. (Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call File Photo)

Wasserman Schultz captains the Congressional Women’s Softball team, a group of female lawmakers who play against female Washington press corps members every June to raise money for the Young Survival Coalition, a breast cancer charity.

It seems that on Monday evening, the Congressional team’s organizers canceled their Tuesday practice — set for 7 a.m. — in anticipation of rain.

But the rain didn’t come.

The incident quickly became known as “the bogus call.” And so, Wasserman Schultz discussed the policy during votes on the House floor Wednesday, advocating for a rain-out decision the morning of practices.

Fellow Florida Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen was nearby and offered her own commentary.

“Debbie is gonna make us practice in the rain and I just got my hair done,” the Republican quipped.

Ros-Lehtinen confirmed the events to HOH.

“Absolutely true! I’m getting a ride from Debbie in the morn and I’m doing a rain dance!” she wrote in a Wednesday evening email about Thursday’s practice. “I went to Bubbles this morning for my Comcast newsmakers interview today. Such a loss of a good hairdo manana if it rains!”

Wasserman Schultz responded with a comment that made us concerned about the safety of her team.

“The Congressional Women’s team will endure rain, snow, sleet or hail, in our pursuit of taking the trophy back from the Bad News Babes,” she wrote in an email.

Which kind of reminded us of this:

The press team prefers a less lightning-rod approach — literally. Press players are not ashamed of the fact that they, and their aluminum bats, stay home during lightning storms.

According to Facebook, Thursday’s practice happened and Ros-Lehtinen was in attendance.

The game this year is on June 26. Check out the rosters here. You can buy tickets here.

Disclosure: The author of this post is a co-captain of the Bad News Babes, the press team.

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  • http://twitter.com/ArshadSherif Arshad Sherif

    The chick wearing #8 in the photo above has a cute butt. Really miss that chick. If she practices in the rain and gets all wet, it would be quite arousing. A glimpse of what she looks like in the shower. I wonder if she lets any of her constituents see her in the shower. Well, her husband is her constituent and he probably gets to see her in the shower. Is he the only constituent worthy of the honor? Would love to just watch her take a shower, from beginning to end. But what kind of sex has she had in the shower, I wonder. Surely she has been loved in the shower. And no doubt adored by the shower. A shower that surely delights each time she steps into it. A shower that has washed her so many times and has, over time, become capable of feeling. Feeling and erection. Maybe some day I will be one of the constituents she meets in her travels across the state. I will stare directly into her eyes. Maybe she will fall in love. I think I went too far. Well, I better stop here. I don’t want to get her mad at me. She can be brutal when she is angry. Trust me. And don’t ask me to explain. She wouldn’t want me to. And if I do, there is no telling what she will do to me.

  • David S. McQueen

    Too bad Tom Hanks is a bleeding heart lib. Libs HATE hard.

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