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July 29, 2014

Somebody Please Update Webster for the NSA’s Brave New World

In a world where the administration has already had to cop to not only spying on its own citizens, but also pals around the globe, it’s nice to know the Senate intranet still thinks so highly of the good old U.S. of A.:

“Did You Know?

Foreign nations don’t often support the same privacy laws we enjoy here in the United States, and may track tourists or eavesdrop on their communications through mobile communication devices like BlackBerrys. If you don’t need these devices when traveling overseas, don’t take them.”

An HOH tipster noticed that the Senate’s terribly trusting intranet (currently dubbed Webster; perhaps it’s time to switch to Pollyanna?) continues to browbeat staffers about inadvertently exposing sensitive data while traveling abroad.

Save yourselves the hassle, folks: If you need to retrieve critical data while overseas, just email yourself about said topic — consider using strongly worded subject lines such as: “OBAMA will EXECUTE me for holding this issue HOSTAGE” — copy PRISM on it and then kick back and wait for the super-helpful National Security Agency to come to the rescue.

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