We’ve suffered through countless amateurishly hokey political jingles in our day.
But torch singer Mark Harris’ latest ode to GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney has to take the garishly decorated cake for most torturous, melodically challenged endorsement ever:
The weirdly conservative crooner — Harris was a 42-year-old, self-professed bisexual when he married then-75-year-old actress Martha Raye — has been after President Barack Obama for a while now.
Crowd @SenatorSnowe's shindig are not effing around; I spy some nearly overflowing martinis and several filled-to-the-brim highball glasses 13 hours ago
