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December 28, 2014

Spring Forward With This Capitol Quip

Spring Forward With This Capitol Quip

Love is in the air! The cherry blossoms are blooming and members of Congress are getting spring fever. Just ask GOP Rep. Vance McAllister! That brings us to this week’s Capitol Quip.

Send us a caption for this week’s contest by leaving it in the comments section. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and everyone can vote for the winner through Thursday.

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Correction April 16, 1:21 p.m.

An earlier version of this post misspelled McAllister’s name.

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  • Ed Beck

    We’ll make sure he can’t tell a lie.

  • Ed Beck

    That’s hotter than a Cherries Jubilee.

  • EJRotert

    McCallister better watch it. He might catch a staff infection.

  • EJRotert

    What would Jesus do? Why, I guess he’d do it under the cherry blossoms.

  • L. Camino

    This is great! We saw the Capital Hill fox and now we’ve spotted a cheating Congressman in his native habitat!

  • LZ126

    Since we can’t beat ‘em at the ballot box, this’ll work just as well!

  • LZ126

    Looks like the idiots are in full bloom as well.

  • LZ126

    I almost didn’t recognize him without that American flag in his lapel!

  • LZ126

    His Congressional bio DID note he was on the “foreign affairs” committee.

  • Sharon Fitzpatrick

    Hey look Lance…..we found one person who loves Congress!

  • Ed Beck

    Say sleaze…

  • Ezell H

    Spring is in the air and he’s making out new family values. Must be a congressman?

  • MormonYoYoMan

    We can tax that!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    The flowers that bloom in the Spring, tra-la!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    This will be a great gig until they install surveillance cameras out here.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    The wildlife can’t talk, but WE can!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    “I can’t wait to post that we ran into our Congressman at the Cherry Blossom Festival!”
    “And with a photo for proof!”

  • Tom

    Cup the balls, work the shaft.

  • Mcgreen

    Look Burt, Now We’ve Really Seen DC’s Finest!

  • Kara

    Hey that’s Vance McAllister! Rumor has it he’s leaving Congress for Duck Dynasty.

  • Kara

    Now this is how you get a conservative Christian out of their House seat

  • EJRotert

    Charles Foster Kane had his `rosebud’; she’s McCallister’s `cherry blossom.’

  • Booberry

    He’s been watching “Lame Duck Dynasty”.

  • Booberry

    Hey Vance, easy on the cross-pollination.

  • Booberry

    Spring is busted out all over.

  • EJRotert

    His family values are impeccable. That’s his daughter he’s kissing.

  • B. J.

    Mon Chéri! An affair in full bloom!

  • Kara

    As Mel Brooks would say, it’s springtime for McCallister and adultery

  • Wotann

    Now that’s a Dear Colleague!

  • jlee

    Only in Washington, Mom!

  • pericles9

    Look! It’s VANCE in her PANTS!

  • pericles9

    While we paddle, he diddles.

  • pericles9

    Is that her “cherry blossom,” or is she glad to see him?

  • pericles9

    Let’s see him creepy-crawling into her Lulu Lemons.

  • pericles9

    Washington would have called this scene “monumental!”

  • pericles9

    I thought his kiss record was 18 seconds! At what time does it become “forcible entry?”

  • pericles9

    Tonsil massage, young staffer?

  • S. Crim

    MacAllister’s up the creek without a paddleboat!

  • Kara

    See Jindal, I told you renting these paddle-boats would pay off.

  • Michael Nunez – A53

    Since collectivist illusions are generally conjured up to exploit our emotions and attempt to justify plunder’s injustice, we have no reason to accept them as moral, legitimate, or just.

  • Kara

    Checkmate. -Senator Riser

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