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February 7, 2016

Syria-Infested Waters | Capitol Quip


The civil war in Syria continues to draw the international community into the fray, and it’s hard to predict what happens next. What readers do have control over, though, is what caption will go along with this week’s Capitol Quip.

Leave us your caption in the comments section below. Editors will pick five finalists on Wednesday, and then everyone can vote for the winner until Thursday afternoon. The winner gets a signed print from illustrator R.J. Matson.

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Submit your hot tips and juicy gossip. Send us your anonymous tips here

  • A. Writer

    How about a no-swim zone?

  • A. Writer

    Which one is Assad?

  • A. Writer

    You stop them! You have the Super Bowl ring!

  • GNH

    Fins to the left, fins to the right…

  • EdKulzer

    No… I don’t think we can “jump” THIS particular shark.

  • EdKulzer

    “Arab Spring” sounded SO much nicer than “Shark Week”.

  • A. Writer

    I think they’ve all crossed the red line.

  • GNH

    Syria is goin’ under!

  • S. Crim

    I think we’re going to need a bigger moat!

  • A. Writer

    I’m still hoping for a negotiated settlement.

  • Steve

    Careful – pools of sharks are bad for polls

  • jlee

    Vetting Process: Um, excuse me… which side are you on?

  • Jeff G.

    I’m going to play golf! You guys have it from here.

  • GNH

    Help! Israel is about to pounce on Syria!

  • Jeff G.

    I’m on top of the situation.

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