Roll Call: Latest News on Capitol Hill, Congress, Politics and Elections
December 19, 2014

The Balls Are in Your Court, Testy Festers

All you Big Sky gourmands can once again feast on the unique flavors of home during the Montana State Society’s 10th annual Rocky Mountain Oyster-packed jamboree on Saturday.

The Balls Are in Your Court, Testy Festers

(Courtesy Montana State Society)

The “Nuttin’ Better” event is scheduled to fill expectant bellies with all the deep-fried bull balls, blended Canadian whiskey and cold domestic beer any red-blooded American could want Saturday from 6-10 p.m.

Tickets to the all-you-can-eat-and-drink shindig, which is returning to American Legion Post 139 (3445 N. Washington Blvd., Arlington, Va.), are available online for $25 (through Friday) or $30 at the door.

One event organizer assured HOH that everyone would be privy to as much liquid courage as they like/need, whether it be administered by the cup (Crown Royal will purportedly be served straight up or mixed with soda) or the gallon (featured suds include: Budweiser, Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Lite and Pabst Blue Ribbon).

Testy Festy vet Frank McGraw is apparently being flown back in to once again expertly “shuck,” slice, season, lightly bread and fry each sliver of the regional delicacy.

The Balls Are in Your Court, Testy Festers

(Courtesy Kate V. Comfort/Northern Virginia Magazine)

Got Gossip?

Submit your hot tips and juicy gossip. Send us your anonymous tips here

  • denner OP4444

    I’m doing truly well with oil exchanging. I am utilizing this Traders Superstore system, these fellows are better than average. They have this every day record of their exchanges Youtube. Pretty genuine for me!

Sign In

Forgot password?

Or

Subscribe

Receive daily coverage of the people, politics and personality of Capitol Hill.

Subscription | Free Trial

Logging you in. One moment, please...