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July 29, 2014

The Writing’s on the Wall | Capitol Quip

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As the Senate plods forward on a bipartisan immigration overhaul, many House members have been reluctant to take up a comprehensive bill. And one of the Senate bill’s authors, Republican Marco Rubio of Florida, is insisting his own bill needs stronger border security provisions to pass either chamber. What’s the future for this mine field of a policy debate?

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  • http://1.usa.gov/1aIL6Rg GNH

    Who goes there?

  • http://1.usa.gov/1aIL6Rg GNH

    Quit whining, it’s called ‘bicameral’ for a reason.

  • CaptnAmerica

    “Uh— Mr. Cantor? Reid’s building a trebuchet to launch the bill over with 70 – 80 votes attached!” “McCarthy: Raise the nets! Michele: the hot oil!”

  • Tommy Joe Bednar

    Keep the illegals and the Senate bills out!

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    The Great Wall of China doesn’t hold a candle to this!

  • Larry Kamenec

    Checkpoint Charlie II reporting. No man or woman with any papers shall pass through.

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    And if it works on this debate, think of how it’ll help the budget process!

  • Brian Jack

    “Mr. Rubio, pare down this law”

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    Wasn’t there supposed to be a door?

  • disqus_zaCJJeFItp

    No hurry, it’ll next year before they build a ladder tall enough to get up this high.

  • Layla

    A House divided cannot stand.

  • Jim

    Finally! A respite from the Senatorial riffraff!

  • PasoFinoCA

    DHS or INS ordered the wall, said there was a dangerous “Gang of Eight” inside.

  • Bill Seedyke

    “Good job, Eric! Perfect demonstration to Rubio of how it’ll work on the border.”

  • Reg H

    Isn’t this what we did to keep the indigenous Indian Tribes out?

  • http://1.usa.gov/1aIL6Rg GNH

    Typical government project awarded to the lowest bidder… you can crawl right under that razor wire. No more effective than that lousy Senate Bill.

  • Booberry

    I can’t Gitmo satisfaction.

  • Booberry

    The NSA took a poll and the answer is: Immigration Reform.

  • jlee

    We are open to a comprehensive bill… just find the door.

  • jlee

    How high does our fence have to be to keep the crazies out?

  • http://1.usa.gov/1aIL6Rg GNH

    Listen up! We know there is a huge gap between the razor wire and the wall, but in an effort to instill cooperation, compromise, and an air of trust we ask that you ignore reality. You know, similar to what we do on most legislation.

  • http://1.usa.gov/1aIL6Rg GNH

    No! It’s not a megaphone, it’s a dunce cap! Pelosi let me borrow it.

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