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April 20, 2014

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

Viral vid haven BuzzFeed is getting all journalistic on Tuesday evening, pinning down Sen. Marco Rubio at 201 Bar for the debut of political Q&A series dubbed “BuzzFeed Brews.”

The media circus will be emceed by former CQ Roll Caller cum BuzzFeed Washington Bureau Chief John Stanton, while BuzzFeed Editor-in-Chief Ben Smith will attempt to peel the onion that is the GOP’s great off-white hope.

Given that the Florida Republican has been interviewed ad nauseam since the tea party catapulted him to Capitol Hill in late 2010, and again this past summer when White House hopeful Mitt Romney flirted with the idea of diversifying his flagging campaign, here’s hoping Smith et al. will hit Rubio with some left-of-center inquiries, including:

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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1) Why DO people care about politics?

 

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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2) When the time comes, are you prepared to prom-bomb Amanda and/or Daniella?

 

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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3) What did President Barack Obama have to gain by delaying the Super Bowl for 35 minutes?

 

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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4) Yea or nay on crippling criminals in public?

 

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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5) More fun: drinking or crick stomping?

 

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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6) Crummiest concert you’ve ever attended?

 

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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7) Least likely to show at the next “BuzzFeed Brews”: Fidel Castro or Sen. Al Franken?

 

Top 8 Things We Hope Ben Smith Asks Marco Rubio

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8) Did my water break?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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  • damiller@aoc.gov

    Why would you waste our time on a stupid article like this. If you’ve nothing better to report, maybe you should no longer be in business.

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