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February 9, 2016

Vermin Supreme: A Man for All Ages

TAMPA, Fla. — While everyone inside the Republican National Convention hall drones on about how GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is the only hope for our collective future, electoral gadfly Vermin Supreme is chomping at the bit to lead us into the past.

We admire Supreme’s moxie.

But it seems more likely that we’ll all be vying for affordable plots on ex-Speaker Newt Gingrich’s fantasy “Moon Base” WAY before humanity experiences a Holocaust-free time line.

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